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Victoria Jackson
American
Comedian
Born:
Aug 2
,
1959
Because
Christian
Life
Like
Think
You
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I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.
Victoria Jackson
Live
Like
Qualified
Impressionist
Anything
Really
Saturday
Saturday Night
Saturday Night Live
Night
Sometimes I like to vent.
Victoria Jackson
Sometimes
Like
Vent
Religion is man's attempt to bind himself back to a relationship with God.
Victoria Jackson
God
Religion
Relationship
Man
Back
Attempt
Himself
Bind
I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.
Victoria Jackson
Stayed
Drink
Until
Smoke
I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic.
Victoria Jackson
Life
Love
True Love
College
Too
Married
Gymnastics
He
Scholarship
True
Fell
Got
Very
Romantic
Who
Whole
Now
But if you believe in Christ and that your main goal with your life is supposed to be to honor Him and do His will, then you don't have as much pressure as someone who bases all their happiness on whether they're a movie star.
Victoria Jackson
Happiness
Life
You
Christ
Honor
Will
Pressure
Believe
Someone
Main
Supposed
Him
His
Goal
Movie
Whether
Movie Star
Then
Much
Your
Who
Star
Bases
Maybe entertainment is not supposed to be reality.
Victoria Jackson
Entertainment
Reality
Supposed
Maybe
I always dreamed of being Maria in The Sound of Music.
Victoria Jackson
Music
Dreamed
Always
Sound
Sound Of Music
Being
Maria
That's pretty much why I went into show business because I wanted to have a guitar and sing unaccompanied, that was like my fantasy of the perfect life.
Victoria Jackson
Life
Business
Guitar
Pretty
Perfect
Perfect Life
Like
Sing
Because
Wanted
Fantasy
Much
Show
Show Business
Why
They're desperately searching for meaning in their lives but they will not crack the Bible open.
Victoria Jackson
Bible
Will
Desperately
Open
Crack
Meaning
Searching
Lives
It doesn't make your life stop being fun to be a Christian.
Victoria Jackson
Life
Christian
Make
Stop
Being
Your
Fun
The bottom line of Hollywood is money.
Victoria Jackson
Money
Bottom
Bottom Line
Line
Hollywood
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