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Vicki Lawrence
American
Comedian
Born:
Mar 26
,
1949
Family
Me
People
Think
Time
You
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Groucho Marx
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Mama is my chance to be a stand-up comedian. In my mind, it's my chance to be Chris Rock.
Vicki Lawrence
Mind
Comedian
Rock
Mama
Chris
Chris Rock
Chance
When I was in high school, in my generation, I thought that you got a logical, sensible job, or you got married.
Vicki Lawrence
You
Generation
Logical
School
Job
Thought
Married
High
High School
My Generation
Got
Sensible
I think the Mama people remember is from 'Mama's Family.' She really turned into a pretty cool character. The sketches from the 'Burnett' show, if people are old enough to remember, were written by writers who all hated their mothers.
Vicki Lawrence
Family
Character
People
Remember
Old
Think
Enough
Hated
Pretty
Writers
Written
She
Mothers
Were
Mama
Burnett
Old Enough
Sketches
Turned
Really
Show
Who
Cool
Some talk shows have become so exploitive and tabloid, I wonder if I can believe some of their guests. Where do they find these guests, and why do they deserve air time?
Vicki Lawrence
Time
Become
Believe
Air
Guests
Find
Some
Tabloid
Talk
Talk Shows
Wonder
Where
Shows
Deserve
Why
I much prefer doing comedy. I get a little paranoid when the audience is not laughing.
Vicki Lawrence
Comedy
Laughing
Paranoid
Audience
Doing
Get
Little
Prefer
Much
My fans were probably the most therapeutic thing for me.
Vicki Lawrence
Me
Fans
Most
Were
Therapeutic
Thing
I don't know how anyone could stop working.
Vicki Lawrence
Could
Know
How
Stop
Anyone
Working
I am no prude, but when I watch comedy, I ask myself, 'Who wrote this? A teenage boy in the locker room?'
Vicki Lawrence
Myself
Comedy
Teenage
Locker
Locker Room
Wrote
Boy
Am
Prude
Room
Ask
Who
Watch
When I hosted 'Win, Lose or Draw,' it was always fascinating to me that no one knew where anything was when they had to draw a destination.
Vicki Lawrence
Me
Destination
Win
Lose
Draw
Had
No-One
Knew
Always
Where
Anything
Fascinating
I was lucky to have my allergist who diagnosed me with CIU.
Vicki Lawrence
Me
Diagnosed
Who
Lucky
I want to be open about my condition to show others that they are not alone in dealing with this form of chronic hives. My advice for people with CIU is to talk to their doctor about their condition.
Vicki Lawrence
Alone
People
Doctor
Advice
Chronic
Others
About
Open
Talk
Dealing
Condition
Want
Form
Show
We all have somebody that sits down at the Thanksgiving table and says the most outrageous things, and you're doin' the dishes with your sister, and you're like, 'Omigod, can you believe she said that?'
Vicki Lawrence
Thanksgiving
You
Somebody
Sister
Down
Believe
Says
Table
Outrageous
Like
Most
She
Said
Doin
Dishes
Your
Things
I've really enjoyed doing 'Annie Get Your Gun' and loved Neil Simon stuff like 'Chapter Two.'
Vicki Lawrence
Chapter
Gun
Neil
Simon
Annie
Stuff
Like
Doing
Get
Loved
Really
Your
Enjoyed
Two
I never got to Broadway. I would love to do that.
Vicki Lawrence
Love
Broadway
Would
Never
Got
I remember being totally enamored with Sid Caesar.
Vicki Lawrence
Remember
Totally
Caesar
Enamored
Being
I've always thought George Carlin was brilliant.
Vicki Lawrence
Brilliant
Thought
Carlin
Always
George
George Carlin
I am interested in a lot of the same things people are interested in. I am trying to raise kids without them self-destructing. I am trying to hold the marriage together, and I am trying to take off the same 10 pounds everyone else is.
Vicki Lawrence
Together
Marriage
People
Else
Everyone
Everyone Else
Kids
Pounds
Take
Without
Am
Lot
Off
Trying
Same
Same Things
Hold
Interested
Them
Things
Raise
I am opinionated and want to be part of the conversations.
Vicki Lawrence
Part
Opinionated
Am
Want
Conversations
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