173 Punch Quotes for You to Enjoy

I don't love horror movies with something surreal happening. That doesn't work for me. What's terrifying is something that could actually happen to me and what I would do. I don't know how to throw a punch, and I've never had to do it. Katie Aselton

Most people are not shocked that I am occasionally rude to journalists. They are probably amazed I don't punch one in the face. Ken Livingstone

People Rude Face Punch Journalists Most Occasionally Am Amazed Shocked

You have to punch hard for knockouts, and to beat me, you have to knock me out. Khabib Nurmagomedov

Me You Punch Out Beat Knock Hard

I never looked at myself as the fat sister. Sometimes I would beat people to the punch and say, 'Oh I'm the fat, funny one,' because that's what people would say about me. But I never really thought that. Khloe Kardashian

Funny Myself Me People Sometimes Thought Sister Punch Say Would About Beat Never Looked Because Oh Really Fat

I hold that the beginning of modern Irish drama was in the winter of 1898, at a school feast at Coole, when Douglas Hyde and Miss Norma Borthwick acted in Irish in a Punch and Judy show; and the delighted children went back to tell their parents what grand curses 'An Craoibhin' had put on the baby and the policeman. Lady Gregory

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Muhammad could take a very good punch. He was slick, he could move, he could hit, make you miss, good hand speed and combinations and one of the greatest fighters of all time in my opinion. Larry Holmes

I met Roger Ebert at an independent-film awards or something. And he said, 'When I saw you just now, I wanted to punch you in the face. And then I had to remember you're an actor. So, congratulations!' Those are my accolades. Leo Fitzpatrick

I often speak publicly, and when I do, I also get to listen to other presenters. The most memorable are the ones that hit an emotional chord with a tight story and a punch line. No fluff. Keep it creative and concise. Greatness exists in quality, not quantity. Lewis Howes

Creative Quality Speak Other Punch Punch Line Memorable Emotional Most Also Quantity Tight Concise Line Exists Greatness Hit Get Listen Often Story Chord Keep Publicly

I fight like Bruce Lee. I train in his style of kung fu, wing chun. It's all about fighting with controlled power, so you learn to punch correctly. Lucy Griffiths

You Fight Power Style Fighting Punch Correctly About Bruce Bruce Lee Wing Like Learn Kung His Kung Fu Lee Train Controlled

There was a time when I thought dudes had friendship all figured out. The focus on eating things in front of giant screens, pretending to punch one another, competing over who can utter the grossest and most profane personal insults imaginable - this struck me as the very apex of human social exchange. Lynn Coady

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They can be King Kong, Godzilla, or whatever - I don't care what they have. Once you get a punch in the face or a knee in the head, all of those skills are gone. Mark Hunt

You Care King Face Whatever Gone Punch Once Those King Kong Knee Head Kong dont Care Get Godzilla Skills

Everyone's a world class ground fighter until they get a punch to the face. Mark Hunt

Class World Face Fighter World-Class Punch Everyone Until Get Ground

When I'm directing actors, I often find myself slipping in sports metaphors, like: 'Don't go for the punch line here, just put it up on a T-ball stand so she can hit it out of the park.' Mark Waters

Cigarettes are an instant signifier in culture. It punctuates a joke, or puts that extra zing on a punch line. I like them as a prop. I think it can be really useful for character and texture and contrast and all of that. Martha Plimpton

Character Culture Joke Think Extra Cigarettes Punch Punch Line Prop Instant Puts Like Line Texture Contrast Them Really Useful

When a bully pulls your hair, you punch him in the face. Max Holloway

You Face Hair Punch Him Bully Your

You can think you know somebody. But when they're trying to punch you in the face, you really know somebody. You learn their tendencies. Michael Pena

You Face Somebody Think Punch Tendencies Know Learn Trying Really

You never know why or when the next job is coming. I actually like that. It's kind of exciting. I don't punch in. I don't have a 9 to 5 job. When you do work you're lucky enough to go to interesting places and meet mostly interesting and talented people, so it's really a great job if you can work. Michael Vartan

Work Great You People Job Enough Meet Punch Kind Great Job Never Exciting Talented Like Talented People Know Mostly Coming Go Places Interesting Really Next Lucky Why Actually

I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it. Mo Rocca

Halfway through primary school, I realised that I was not as physically strong or fearless as many kids. So, in situations of conflict, I quickly learned that it worked better for me to get out of situations or maybe kind of, you know, prevail in a conflict situation by using humour than by trying to punch somebody out. Morris Gleitzman

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Even for natives, French satire is rarely laugh-out-loud funny. Its unspoken punch line is typically that things have gone irrevocably wrong, and the government is to blame. Pamela Druckerman

Funny Government Satire Blame Gone Punch Punch Line Rarely Wrong Unspoken French Line Irrevocably Natives Even Things

One tires of combat, although I can still throw a punch, you know. Paul Keating

You Punch Throw Combat Know Although Still Tires

One thing I learned working at the Brooklyn Navy Yard was to be on time. If the day begins at 8 A.M., be there early, get there, punch the time clock; don't just stand there like an oaf. Pete Hamill

Time Day Punch One Thing Brooklyn Like Learned Yard Clock Begins Get Just Working Stand Navy Thing Early

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