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Mo Rocca

Mo Rocca

American Writer

Born: Jan 28, 1969

Know Love Me People Think You

Related authors: Dale Carnegie Denis Waitley Dr. Seuss H. L. Mencken Napoleon Hill Ray Bradbury W. E. B. Du Bois William Arthur Ward

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation. Mo Rocca

Leadership Character Sports People Wish Every Think Kid About Had Builds Should Teaches Team Team Sports Teamwork Cooperation Played

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things. Mo Rocca

Few About Know Mostly Lot Few Things Useless Things

The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you don't think it's funny, but you're convinced that other people will think it is, well they won't. Mo Rocca

Funny You People Will Important Think Other Write Most Most Important Thing Well Material Important Thing The Most Important Convinced Thing

I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs. Mo Rocca

Me Everyone Everything Send Your

Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out. Mo Rocca

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears. Mo Rocca

Man Trust Big Ears Tend Because Interesting

I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable. Mo Rocca

Unacceptable Know How Still Just Cook

I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it. Mo Rocca

I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special. Mo Rocca

Myself Me Important Plus Rather Self No-One Feel Call Calling Himself Makes Sounds Than Special Satirist Now Right

Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill - and yet they neglected to include the right to vote. Mo Rocca

Work Hard Work Constitution Vote Think Fathers Our Neglected Entire Having Compromising Write Put Quill Hard Include Founding Founding Fathers Right

I hate homemade sweaters. Mo Rocca

Hate Sweaters Homemade

Homemade sweaters are always itchy. Mo Rocca

Always Itchy Sweaters Homemade

I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way. Mo Rocca

I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira. Mo Rocca

You Genius Left Behind Mean Gonna Appreciate

Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now. Mo Rocca

Love Morning TV Park Also Still South Yes South Park Now

My sophomore year I spent exactly one day on the JV football team. It was the tryout day. Mo Rocca

Day Year Spent One Day Exactly Football Football Team Sophomore Sophomore Year Team

While some of my closest friends were jocks, it seemed that they spoke a different language with each other. Joining in their conversation was fraught with risk. Mo Rocca

Conversation Language Other Fraught Some Seemed Risk Joining Spoke Were Friends Closest Closest Friends Different While Different Language Each

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