72 Pathetic Quotes for You to Enjoy

I have this absurd syndrome where I get these out-of-the-blue, pathetic panic attacks. It'll be in a very easy, simple scene when everything is going swimmingly, and then suddenly, bang, I'm shvitzing and can't remember my lines. Hugh Grant

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I'd always avoided stuff like 'Where are they now?' or 'Whatever happened to?' Just 'No thanks, thanks for calling.' You tell me, have you ever seen a 'Whatever happened to' where they seemed anything but pathetic? Jackie Earle Haley

Me You Seen Whatever Thanks Tell Seemed Stuff Like Calling Always Pathetic Just Where Anything Happened Avoided Now Ever

I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman. Jimmy Swaggart

I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. Jimmy Swaggart

Our Lawmakers Knocking Pathetic Pitiful

All violent feelings have the same effect. They produce in us a falseness in all our impressions of external things, which I would generally characterize as the pathetic fallacy. John Ruskin

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My favorite monster has always been the zombie. They are so much fun. They can be scary, pathetic, sad, funny, tragic, even heroic. They are the most elastic monster because, even with all of that, they don't interfere with telling stories about the humans. They serve as threats and metaphors, but they allow the story to be about people. Jonathan Maberry

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Anyone with sincere religious beliefs cannot say that all religions are true. That is so illogical it is pathetic. All religion cannot be true because some of them are so diametrically opposed to each other. Josh McDowell

It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation. Julian Clary

Revenge About Still Motivation Get Pathetic Wanting Really

I turn into a crying, hysterical maniac when I see a spider. It's pathetic. Kate Dickie

Spider See Hysterical Crying Pathetic Maniac Turn

The vast majority of people in academia, especially at the administrative level, have so little confidence in their ability to make an argument for their liberal cause, they choose to keep conservatives from making their own case at all. It's pathetic, cowardly, unconstitutional and completely predictable. Katie Pavlich

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Voting statistics for younger voters is pathetic. Ken Hakuta

Voting Statistics Voters Pathetic Younger

I have a pathetic urge at some stage in my life to be able to pull out my wallet and pull out a little card on which it would say, 'Kenneth Branagh, artistic director.' Kenneth Branagh

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Another thing that's pathetic is this rule that you have to look ugly to get respect as an actress. Jessica Lange had to make herself look really bad to prove that she had amazing talent. Kevyn Aucoin

However, the thought hit me that this was a pretty pathetic way to kick the bucket - being accidentally poisoned during a photo shoot, of all things - and I started weeping at the idiocy of it all. Lara St. John

The criminalization of file sharing is pathetic. It's so pathetic, it's almost funny. Imagine if the radio people would have lobbied for a federal law enforcement agency to raid all homes for illegal transmissions of moving picture experiments in order to stop the invention of television. It's ludicrous. Lexi Alexander

Funny People Law Invention Picture Television Would Law Enforcement Federal Sharing Almost Pathetic Stop Order Experiments Moving Agency Enforcement Illegal Radio File Ludicrous Raid Homes Imagine

What I enjoy doing is challenging stereotypes of what people believe a Tory must be. You don't have to say every Tory is in it for themselves - it's pathetic caricaturing that has no place in the 21st century, and if we can challenge that stereotype, then great. Louise Mensch

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Writing is not for me. I completely lose my sense of humor when I write. I become extremely pathetic, very sensational. Images give me possibilities that I don't have with words. Marjane Satrapi

Me Sense Of Humor Writing Words Humor Become Lose Sense Extremely Possibilities Give Give Me Write Very Pathetic Sensational Images

I think it's pathetic that a court of law cannot be in a vacuum of the legal system, without the influence of the public threatening to do great bodily harm to people and property. It's really a pathetic statement for our country. Mark Fuhrman

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet. Mark Roberts

Journalist Freelance Would Princess Stupidest Got How Diana Been Jump Pathetic Front Asked Planet Thing Funeral

I tell my son, when your music becomes less relevant, your pathetic comic value might be of some use. So you've got to go with it, you know. Michael McDonald

Music You Son Value Relevant Tell Some Know Becomes Comic Got Go Pathetic Might Use Your Less

There's one thing that I like about Rome that was stated by Napoleon: that from sublime to pathetic is only one step away. And in Rome there's a constant shifting between sublime and pathetic. Paolo Sorrentino

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