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If you're a nerd, just be a nerd. That's way better than a nerd who's trying to be a hipster. And if you are going to tell jokes, don't direct them at other people. Not only is it not funny, but it's also mean. Cecily Strong

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I'm just a crazy person. I mean, I really didn't have any trouble coming up with weird ways for people to die. I think I'm just very twisted! Cecily von Ziegesar

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Whenever people in Washington complain about spending cuts, they mean spending cuts that would affect defense contractors. They want to massively increase spending cuts everywhere else in the budget. Cenk Uygur

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I mean, I'm not unhappy, but there's still so much I want to do. Chaka Khan

Unhappy Still Want Mean Much

My dad was a roofer when I was young. I believe he owned his own roofing company in Florida. And then he fell through a roof, broke his back. Permanently. I mean, he's not paralyzed or anything, but he's had to deal with pain for all of his life since then. Channing Tatum

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I think the superstar thing is completely arbitrary. It's all about who had a movie that did well one weekend. Then, if you have a movie that doesn't do well the next weekend, then, all of the sudden, you've fallen from whatever. So it doesn't really mean anything for me. Channing Tatum

Many speak the truth when they say that they despise riches, but they mean the riches possessed by others. Charles Caleb Colton

Truth Speak Others Despise Say Possessed Mean Riches Many They Say

When we say that Philosophy tries to clear up the meanings of concepts we do not mean that it is simply concerned to substitute some long phrase for some familiar word. Charles D. Broad

Word Long Philosophy Say Tries Phrase Some Clear Simply Concepts Concerned Up Familiar Substitute Mean Meanings

I never mean to be disrespectful, and I don't mean to be a wise guy. Charles Grodin

Wise Guy Never Mean Disrespectful

The collective conscience of a hundred musicians is no light burden. Think for a moment of what it would mean to a pianist if by some miracle every key of his instrument should suddenly become a living thing. Charles Munch

Musicians Key Light Burden Collective Become Living Every Think Hundred Would Some Miracle Pianist Instrument His Mean Should Moment Suddenly Conscience Thing Living Thing

I sound like Homer. I mean Winslow Homer. Charles Olson

Like Sound Mean Homer

First of all, you look at Rocky films now, and if that isn't a cartoon series there isn't any cartoon series. I mean there's no way anybody is going to take that amount of punishment in fifteen rounds. Charles S. Dutton

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For as little as a thousand dollars, you can open an account at Schwab. I mean, it's not a big barrier to entry. Charles Schwab

You Big Thousand Entry Open Dollars Account Little Mean Barrier

Just because a stock is down doesn't mean it's a great buy. Charles Schwab

Buy Great Down Because Stock Just Just Because Mean

The first person that I ever heard sing a song I wrote was Jason Derulo. I was in the studio when he was doing it, and I mean, I've heard that guy's voice my whole life. When he was singing words I wrote, I started kind of choking up, but I tried to be all manly and puff my chest up and be all, 'Yeah, it's not a big deal.' Charlie Puth

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