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It's become a running joke among the public, and liberals have lost all credibility when it comes to climate science because their arguments have become so ridiculous and so obviously disconnected from reality. Sonny Perdue
Science Reality Joke Argument Become Lost Liberals Running Obviously Because Climate Disconnected Public Ridiculous Credibility Among
This is the joke of me being a part of 'Lost': I haven't met three-quarters of that cast. Sonya Walger
Me Joke Met Lost Three-Quarters Cast Part Being
I'm a bit of a worrier, to an extreme. I'll crack a joke, then worry if I've offended someone - even when they're laughing. I have a guilt complex, always worrying. Sophia Bush
Offended Guilt Joke Extreme Worry Worrying Bit Complex Laughing Someone Always Crack Then Even
It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage. Sophia Bush
Me Marriage Joke Statistic Another Reduced Been Hollywood Now
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke. Spike Milligan
Me Somebody Joke Singing Harry Spent Laughing Until Years Many
I believe in three-act structure. When I say that to novel people, or people in the world of books, they go, 'Well, that's a film thing.' However, even a good joke has three acts. Stephen J. Cannell
Good People World Three Joke Believe Books Say Structure Well Go However Even Novel Film Acts Thing
Many comedians and comedy writers have shared the childhood experience of learning to joke to protect themselves from neighborhood bullies when challenge or physical defense were not among the sensible options. Steve Allen
Learning Experience Comedy Challenge Joke Defense Neighborhood Physical Writers Shared Comedians Protect Were Bullies Options Childhood Sensible Themselves Many Among
I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes. Steve Carell
Love Good Jokes Joke Teller Retain Terms Hear
The best timed joke or the best timed phrase comes at spontaneous moments and just relies on me as the host to be very quick, and that's what I do. Steve Harvey
Best Me Joke Phrase Host Spontaneous Quick Very Just Moments
I remember practically every joke I've ever heard in my life. Steven Bochco
Life Remember My Life Joke Every Practically Heard Ever
It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke across in as few words as possible. However, sometimes a word that's not really needed does help the rhythm of it. It's a gut feeling. Steven Wright
Words Sometimes Word Joke First Feeling Few Seconds Possible Gut Gut Feeling Ten Within Does However Very Five Get Maybe Rhythm Wording Interesting Then Really Across Help Thing Needed
When I was younger, I was always willing to tell a joke and play out a scene. I would get sticks and pretend they were light sabers. I think it was just at a young age, I was so willing to jump up and perform a little play at the family picnic. Sufe Bradshaw
Family Age Light Joke Young Think Out Tell Willing Pretend Would Scene Perform Picnic Sticks Always Were Up Jump Get Just Young Age Little Younger Play
Prior to 'Tokyo Drift,' the iconic perception of Asians in Hollywood films has been either the Kung Fu guy, the Yakuza guy or some technical genius. It used to be such a joke, to be laughed at rather than with. Sung Kang
Genius Perception Joke Films Laughed Has-Been Some Drift Guy Rather Prior Kung Been Kung Fu Than Either Iconic Hollywood Asians Used Tokyo Technical
It was a complete surprise when Warren called me at my office at Yahoo, and my secretary said it was Warren Buffett. I figured it was a friend of mine playing a joke on me. Susan Decker
Me Joke Complete Secretary Mine Yahoo Said Surprise Friend Office Warren Warren Buffett Figured Playing
I always joke with people that having nephews is the best birth control there is. Tahj Mowry
Best People Joke Control Birth Birth Control Nephews Having Always
The Pakistan Cricket Board is a long-standing joke, its chairmen replaced with every change of government. Tariq Ali
Government Change Joke Every Cricket Long-Standing Replaced Board Pakistan
Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding a serious subject. Ted Danson
Good People Humor Joke Deflect Some Tent Subject Surrounding Intensity Serious Bring
I love doing great entertainment, but I like the joke to be on me. I don't want to take advantage of some poor person and dog 'em out and let the chips fall. Terry Crews
Love Great Me Entertainment Dog Joke Take Advantage Fall Out Some Take Advantage Like Doing Person Want Poor Chips
I think when people mean that Discworld books have become darker they really mean the series is growing up. In 'The Colour of Magic' most of the city is set alight. It's a joke, in much the same way that the Earth is destroyed almost at the start of Douglas Adams's 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.' Terry Pratchett
People Joke Become Think Books Alight Earth Guide Way Destroyed City Darker Magic Colour Almost Most Up Same Galaxy Mean Much Really Douglas Series Growing Growing Up Start Set
A rich man's joke is always funny. Thomas Edward Brown
Funny Man Joke Rich Always
And I liked pluralist Australia. I got a taste for pluralist Australia. I like, I like Australians and I can't believe that they're going to go to hell because they tell a good dirty joke, you know. Thomas Keneally
Good You Joke Hell Believe Tell Dirty Like Know Liked Because Got Go Go To Hell Australia Australians Taste Going
I had this website that, at one point, I listed myself as 'actor, writer, comedian, and fart enthusiast' just because I thought that would be a really clear joke. Thomas Middleditch
Website Myself Thought Joke Would Would-Be Enthusiast Point Writer Had Clear Comedian Because Listed Just Just Because Really Fart Actor
I have some bad feet. But really, my main fault would probably be my personality. A lot of times, I am not serious enough. I joke around too much sometimes. Tim Hudson
Personality Fault Sometimes Too Much Joke Too Enough Bad Would Some Main Feet Around Am Lot Times Much Really Serious
Politicians have such large egos that it usually takes them an inordinately long time to grasp when they've become a pathetic joke. Timothy Noah
Time Long Joke Long Time Become Politicians Inordinately Takes Pathetic Egos Them Large Grasp
I'm not here to joke around or waste time. I want to put my city and country on the map, and I won't stop until I'm at the top. Timothy Weah
Time Joke Country Waste Time Top City Put Until Around Stop Want Map Waste Here
I mean, I've had bartenders and waiters and waitresses make a comment about a joke of mine, like pointing out some sort of logic error or something that I've never even thought about, and they're right. Todd Barry
Thought Joke Mine Out Logic Some About Something Pointing Never Had Like Make Sort Waiters Error Comment Mean Even Right
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