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When someone pitches a joke for a character that is just perfect, and you can imagine that actor reading that line at your table read or on the set, it's like the sound of a snap snapping into place. Michael Schur
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I'm not big on fat jokes. That's a little beneath me. I'm not a huge fan of making a joke - and as I say this, I'm sure I do it - completely at someone else's expense. Michael Showalter
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I think I'm a good joke writer. I'm also very scared that the last joke I wrote is the last joke I'll ever write. Michelle Wolf
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Some comedy has turned into, 'Donald Trump's bad, isn't he?' That's a true statement. But where is your joke? Michelle Wolf
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There's a lot of nuances to stand-up that you definitely see when you watch someone like Chris Rock in that his body position is also part of why the joke works. Michelle Wolf
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It's hard to make a joke out of someone that's a joke. Michelle Wolf
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Twitter is a good medium to lean how to write jokes. It pushes you to write a better joke in that, on Twitter, the first joke about something has already happened. You need to think of the second joke and the third joke. Michelle Wolf
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I think Trump is terrible for comedy. A lot of people say he is great. He's not. You can't joke a joke. Michelle Wolf
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Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're not funny now?' And I just wanted to say, 'Well, I'm just going to take this conversation we're having and then repeat that to strangers, and then that's the joke. You're the joke later.' Mike Birbiglia
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Let's be completely honest: the Trump campaign's social media was a joke. Mike Cernovich
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I think all actors, when they're not working, say, 'If I can get to this point where I'm working on a consistent basis, I'll be happy.' Of course, then, if that happens for you, and you're lucky, you find some other reason to complain. There's a joke: 'If you want to hear an actor complain, give him a job.' Mike Colter
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I always make a joke: 'Don't look into the future; it's too bright.' That's as positive as I can be. Mike Colter
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Most shows find themselves descending into sentimentality or earnestness at some point but, with 'Community,' the joke is always on. Miranda Raison
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That was really so upsetting when you are trying to pass on some very serious knowledge and be basically, treated worse than a student coming off the street because his father pays the tuition. Come on. Give me a break. This is no school. This is a joke. Miroslav Vitous
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I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones. Mitch Hedberg
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The old joke was Mitch Leigh, land baron, barren land. Mitch Leigh
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When you become fluent with language, it means you can write an entry in your journal or tell a joke to someone or write a letter to a friend. And it's similar with new technologies. Mitchel Resnick
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My friends would always joke that I'm 'the grandmother' and 'the homebody' because I can't stay up past nine o'clock, but a lot of that rest is so important for me. Molly Qerim
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I joke that one of the rare times Egyptians identify as African is when the national soccer squad is playing in the African Cup of Nations - and preferably winning it. Mona Eltahawy
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British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny. Morrissey
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I was afraid no one would laugh, and I wanted to pretend I wasn't noticing the audience. I didn't want the audience to get the idea I was telling a joke and waiting for a laugh. Mort Sahl
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There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere. Mose Allison
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I crack jokes all the time. Even when I have a fight, I will make a joke, and people will laugh. Nargis Fakhri
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Being a fighter is no joke. Year in and year out. Especially as a world champion. All eyes are on you, and you can't go where you want, eat what you want. Naseem Hamed
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For comedians, we're all kind of tweeting our thoughts instead of spending time developing them. You can gauge how good a joke might be by how many times it gets retweeted, but it takes discipline to go back through the tweets and then develop jokes from them. Natasha Leggero
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The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite hard. Ned Beauman
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