195 Humour Quotes for You to Enjoy

Woody Allen's sense of humour has always attracted me, and I love the way he can make life so meaningful and yet show us what a farce it can be at the same time. Kalki Koechlin

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My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a lot of things she herself isn't aware is a punch line. Kapil Sharma

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I refuse not to have a sense of humour. Ken Livingstone

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A lot of the people who live the lives of 'Crazy Rich Asians' don't see the humour of their lives simply because this is just who they are. Even though I'm from that part of the world, I'm no longer part of that world. Kevin Kwan

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I love the way Lady Gaga finds humour in fashion, but it's still very stylised. Kim Gordon

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When I was in film school, it was said that all good films were characterised by some form of humour. Lars von Trier

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My career is chequered. Then I think I got pigeon-holed in humour; Shakespeare is not my thing. Maggie Smith

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I don't want to sound facetious, but humour is the key to the soul. You know what I mean? Martin Lawrence

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I love British voicing and British humour in general. I'm a huge Ricky Gervais fan. McG

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I'm just an actor. If it's drama, I add as much humour as the part will stand. And if it's a comedy, add as much drama as you can, so it balances out; you don't wanna be too serious. Michael Pena

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I'd always used humour as a weapon, as a protection. But being able to make people laugh is a way of not getting in too deep; it's a quick, transient fix. Michelle Gomez

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My humour is spot on. Michelle Visage

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Writing humour certainly involves pain. A sitcom is 6 months of writing pain! Miranda Hart

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Halfway through primary school, I realised that I was not as physically strong or fearless as many kids. So, in situations of conflict, I quickly learned that it worked better for me to get out of situations or maybe kind of, you know, prevail in a conflict situation by using humour than by trying to punch somebody out. Morris Gleitzman

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People think that I can just walk into a room and get a job, but of the 200 interviews and auditions I go through a year, I may get three yeses. I just have to use my sense of humour to get me through. Oona Chaplin

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When I was nine I spent a lot of my time reading books about the history of comedy, or listening to the Goons or Hancock, humour from previous generations. Paul Merton

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When things are difficult, awful, stressful, the thing that always gets you through is a sense of humour. I don't mean - well, maybe I do - laugh at the hangman as he puts the noose around your neck. But an eye, an ear, for the ridiculous, the absurd in life, can get you through a lot. Paul Merton

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