136 Guest Quotes for You to Enjoy

My first appearance as a guest on The Tonight Show was in '81. Garry Shandling

First Guest First Appearance Show Appearance Tonight Tonight Show

When you play guest parts, you play your story in a very urgent kind of way. Gwilym Lee

You Guest Way Kind Parts Very Story Urgent Your Play

'SNL' doesn't have a traditional writer's room. On Monday, there's the pitch meeting with the guest, and I played that like it was stand-up. Hannibal Buress

Monday Meeting Guest Writer Like Traditional SNL Pitch Room Played

'Spinal Tap' began as a mock rock band that we four - Rob Reiner, Christopher Guest, Michael McKean and myself - developed for an appearance on a TV pilot at the end of the 1970s. On our own initiative, we wrote and recorded most of the songs and performed them live in several music clubs around L.A. before any cameras rolled. Harry Shearer

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Enforcement is the long overdue step to protect our Nation from external threats in a time of war. And then once we do that, we can effectively discuss a guest worker program. J. D. Hayworth

War Time Long Nation Our Guest Once Threats Step Protect Overdue Effectively Discuss Then Worker Enforcement External Program

My grandparents live in Cley, and my dad now has the windmill which is a guest house. So I've spent much time up there, but a lot of it was at school as well, and my dad was sent abroad so often as well with the army. James Blunt

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I've turned my guest house into this little studio, and we have actors come over and do readings. Jeff Goldblum

Guest Studio Over Come House Readings Little Turned Actor

I've done tons of guest spots and in parts where the character invariably dies or is dead. Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Character Guest Invariably Dead Parts Spots Dies Done Where Tons

It's just as easy for me to be building a fence somewhere and scraping by on unemployment in between doing a guest star spot. I've been there. Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Me Somewhere Building Guest Guest Star Easy Between Spot Doing Fence Been Unemployment Scraping Just In-Between Star

With Christopher Guest films, we have a lot of say. Jennifer Coolidge

Films Christopher Guest Say Lot

I do like to live in other people's homes. I enjoy being a guest. I am an inexpensive guest. When one lives in another's home he can enter into the psychic kingdom of that person. Jerzy Kosinski

Home People Psychic Live Enjoy Other Guest Enter Kingdom He Like Another Am Inexpensive Person Being Homes Lives

In the late 1990s, I was a guest on a private plane. By the time my partners and I got off the flight, we knew we had to figure out how to fly privately more often. Jesse Itzler

Time Fly Late Guest Out More Had Knew Partners Got How Private Off Privately Often Plane Figure Flight By The Time

It is often pointed out to me that, in a brief time, I have gone from unknown film editor to star of 'Gomer Pyle,' guest star in two TV specials, and a night club headliner, and that this must necessarily have wrought some deep changes in me. Jim Nabors

I think education was the key for me, and that's what I tell kids. That base in the classics gave me something to springboard from, which I wouldn't have had if I'd come out to Los Angeles early and been guest punk of the week on 'Hill Street Blues.' Jimmy Smits

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Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in the edit, while their own hilarious jokes end up being ejected into the ether. Jo Brand

Jokes Space Hilarious Own Guest Terrifying Edit Comics End Up Suspect Being While Ether Regular Many Shows

I had been doing plays in New York and on a whim we packed up and moved West, I started doing commercials and plays and guest star spots on TV and one thing led to another and I got Knots Landing. Joan Van Ark

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I becan acting when River was doing this TV series and they needed two kids for the show, so they got me and my little sister, Summer, to do it. After that I did some really weird guest spots with orangutans and stuff. Joaquin Phoenix

I don't do a lot of guest shots on television. John Larroquette

Guest Television Lot Shots

Business owners have made a strong case to me that they need guest workers. But none has suggested that these workers should be placed on a path to citizenship. John Shadegg

Me Business Strong Path Made Guest Citizenship Case None Owners Placed Workers Should Business Owners Suggested Need

I cannot stand when you go to a wedding and get fed tiny portions. I want everyone to have a good feed on my wedding day, so I plan on having several types of sausage, mash, and gravy up for grabs. Every guest will have a Yorkshire pudding, too! Jon Richardson

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I like to take a long time over breakfast, and I can't bear to talk. If a guest is a breakfast talker it's very important to invite another so they can talk to each other. Otherwise they spoil the newspaper reading and everything else. Julian Fellowes

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I feel a tremendous responsibility to my crew, to my cast, to every guest star that comes on. Julianna Margulies

Responsibility Every Crew Tremendous Guest Guest Star Cast Feel Star

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