Dogs Quotes

The Blue Dogs are all Democrats; they are. And I'll tell you, in terms of wearing the Democratic label, I think they're the true Democrats, because that label usually hurts them when they're running for election. Jim Matheson

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I needed a place to put the dogs. The prisoners ruined the jail, so I put the prisoners in the tents and I had a nice place to put the dogs. We treat the cats nice too, and horses. I have the inmates take care of the animals. It's therapy too, you see. Joe Arpaio

I know nothing about dogs except that I love them. Joe Garagiola

Love Nothing About Except Know Dogs Them

If I'm going to get up on stage to eat hot dogs, I'm not going to do it to get third or fourth. Joey Chestnut

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I think my body was built to eat 68 hot dogs. It's natural. Joey Chestnut

Natural Think Eat Hot Hot Dogs Built Dogs Body

It's pretty rare for them to not be in our fridge, I have usually a good supply of all-beef hot dogs. Joey Chestnut

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When I'm in training, I eat no solid food except hot dogs for six weeks. Joey Chestnut

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There's a couple of foods that if you see me eat them in a contest, you can tell I like them. Grilled cheese sandwiches, chicken wings, ribs, hot dogs, hamburgers, pizza. I mean, those, they go down like I was made to eat them. Joey Chestnut

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Once I get a rhythm going, I can jump those hot dogs down. Joey Chestnut

Down Once Those Hot Hot Dogs Dogs Jump Get Going Rhythm

It's addicting, beating the heck out of people and eating hot dogs and making people smile. I do feel like garbage afterwards, but so what? Most people feel like garbage after a long day of work. Joey Chestnut

Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored. John Berger

Together Must Bored Self Never Dogs Accustomed Your Chain Sausages

My dad would come to pick me up from high school in a beaver-skin cap, big gloves, his parka and everything. It was so funny to see him show up - his beard all frozen from being out with the dogs. John Gourley

Cats will outsmart dogs every time. John Grogan

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I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier. John Mahoney

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I'm a dog person; I've had dogs all my life. John Mahoney

Life Dog My Life All My Life Had Dogs Person

When we were scared about 9/11, we federalized the airport security, we spent millions for body armor for dogs in Ohio. All that over-reaction comes from fear and government - bad combination. John Stossel

Government Fear Spent Airport Bad Security Scared About Combination Armor Dogs Were Ohio Body Millions

Bites are usually not random attacks by strays. The great majority of biting dogs belong to a family member or friend of the victim. When a young child is the victim, the attack almost always occurs in the family home, and the perpetrator is usually a 'good' dog that had not previously behaved in a menacing way. Jon Katz

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Owners who buy aggressive dogs for security may be kidding themselves: The chances that the victim of a fatal dog attack will be a burglar or human attacker are 1-in-177. The odds that the victim will be a child are 7-in-10. Jon Katz

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The Perfect Dog is an enticing fantasy pooch. It's the dog that instantly learns to pee outdoors, never menaces or frightens children, plays gently with other dogs, won't jump on the UPS guy, never rolls in gross things, eats only the appropriate food at the right time, and never chews anything not meant for him. This dog does not exist. Jon Katz

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