682 Dog Quotes for You to Enjoy

There is no such thing as a crazy dog person in New York. Are there people who are completely insane about their dogs? Hordes. But cat people may as well have whiskers and tails themselves. That's because their pets' lack of social need taps straight into our worst fears as the human inhabitants of New York. Sloane Crosley

Crazy People Dog Fears Our Worst Insane About Tails Cat New Well Because Dogs Person York Lack May Human New York Social Straight Themselves Inhabitants Who Pets Thing Need

I like anything by 50 Cent and Snoop Dog. I love the way they mouth their way around words. Stana Katic

Love Dog Words Mouth Way Like Around Anything Cent

All through the kind of late '80s and '90s, every A&R record company man was saying, 'Now what we want is another record like 'Back in the High Life.' And, of course, that's not the way to make music at all. That's the tail wagging the dog. Steve Winwood

The thing that always interests me from a storytelling point of view is how that moment of trauma, whatever the trauma is, even divorce, your dog dies, whatever it is, the consequence, in terms of people's emotional lives and the way it resonates behaviorally for a long time, is really the stuff that interests me. Steven Bochco

Time Me People Dog Long Long Time Whatever Resonates Way Point Point Of View Emotional Divorce Stuff Terms Always How Dies Storytelling Really Interests View Your Moment Trauma Even Lives Thing Consequence

Bees are easier to keep than a dog or a cat. They are more interesting than gerbils. They can be kept anywhere. Sue Hubbell

Dog Easier More Cat Bees Than Anywhere Interesting Keep Kept

I have an old dog named Lily, and she's a black lab. Sue Monk Kidd

Dog Old Black Named She Lily Lab

One of my favorite workouts to do with my girlfriends is yoga. We are equally impatient with our yoga. We are those people who are sweating in the back, and we'll be in downward dog giggling and looking at each other. And I know what we're all thinking: What are we going to order for dinner afterward? Summer Sanders

People Dog Dinner Looking Thinking Other Back Our Those Favorite Girlfriends Impatient Know Equally Yoga Going Order Afterwards Sweating Who Workouts Each Downward

Spay or neuter your dog or cat so our shelters don't fill at inexorable rates. Suzy Shuster

Dog Our Rates Cat Shelters Inexorable Your Fill

I heard one story about an octopus in a home tank who would get out, cruise around the house, take knick-knacks, and drag them back to its tank. Like a dog! They're so smart that there are octopus enrichment handbooks so you don't bore your octopus. I've seen them play with Legos, Mr. Potato Head, you name it! Sy Montgomery

Home You Dog Smart Seen Back Enrichment Out Would Bore About Potato Take Cruise Head Name Like House Around Octopus Tank Heard Get Story Them Your Who Play Drag

On 'Euphoria,' it's so fun because we're all the same age, so being able to hang out and go out together and go to different events together has been so fun compared to always being the youngest on set, which was really fun, but it's like, you're going to go home to your husband or wife, and I'm going to go home to my dog. Sydney Sweeney

Home You Together Age Dog Events Wife Husband Out Has-Been Able Like Because Always Go Go Home Been Same Same Age Hang Going Being Different Which Really Youngest Your Euphoria Fun Compared Set

I think people are obsessed with their pets because pets don't speak. It's that simple. After you hang up the phone, you never hear a dog say, 'You're a liar, and you are making the same self-sabotaging mistakes that have kept you single for far too long.' Taylor Negron

You People Dog Speak Liar Phone Simple Long Mistakes Single Think Too Say Never Obsessed Because Making Hear Up Same Hang After Far Pets Kept

I love doing great entertainment, but I like the joke to be on me. I don't want to take advantage of some poor person and dog 'em out and let the chips fall. Terry Crews

Love Great Me Entertainment Dog Joke Take Advantage Fall Out Some Take Advantage Like Doing Person Want Poor Chips

My dog and two cats are such a vital part of my life. To say that I am their owner doesn't reflect at all the profound bond and responsibility that I have towards them. Tiffani Thiessen

Life Cats Dog Responsibility My Life Reflect Say Vital Part Towards Am Owner Them Bond Profound Two

I'm an old dog; I don't get too excited. I don't get caught up in all the mass hysteria. Tim Howard

Dog Old Too Excited Hysteria Mass Caught Up Get

I'm a dog person, but I don't have a pet. Timothy Simons

Dog Pet Person

If I stayed in Florida, I would have a house and a dog and a partner. And, honestly, I was so bored. Tituss Burgess

Dog Partner Honestly Would Bored Stayed House Florida

In one way or another, President Obama's critics will dog him all the way to Oslo for the Nobel Peace Prize ceremony, and even his admirers will continue to have doubts about his accomplishments if not his promise. Tom Brokaw

Peace Dog Will President Way Promise Obama Critics Admirers One-Way About Nobel Nobel Peace Prize Him Another Continue His Accomplishments Prize Ceremony Doubts Even Oslo

I bark my voice out through a closed throat, pretty much. It's more, perhaps, like a dog in some ways. It does have its limitations, but I'm learning different ways to keep it alive. Tom Waits

Yeah, dog was this man's best friend, for sure. Tommy Rettig

Best Man Dog Best Friend Sure Yeah Friend

I go into it with the attitude that I'm not going to look at my leg, and as soon as they get the wrapping off of it, I'm like, 'I've got to look.' It's like yelling at a dog going, 'Squirrel!' I cannot not look. And then I spend the rest of the time sitting there with a wet washcloth on my forehead trying to regain consciousness. Tony Stewart

Attitude Time Dog Rest Spend Wrapping Soon Like Look Got Forehead Go Off Yelling Leg Wet Get Trying Squirrel Sitting Going Regain Cannot Then Consciousness

People idealise their animals, and at the same time they patronisingly overlook a dog's natural life - biting fleas, burying bones, rolling in garbage, barking up an empty tree all night... But what do they do themselves? Bury stuff that will rot in secret and then dig it up and bury it again and rant and rave under empty trees! Tove Jansson

Life Time Natural People Dog Will Animals Garbage Tree Dig Trees Secret Biting Rant All Night Rave Stuff Empty Overlook Up Same Rolling Same Time Again Bury Burying Natural Life Fleas Themselves Then Barking Rot Night Bones

I've been writing on my own. It's like Roger Miller used to say, every now and then, like a dog having puppies, you have to crawl under the house and do it yourself. Travis Tritt

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