786 Daughter Quotes for You to Enjoy

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.' Adam Carolla

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My wife likes me to point out that she puts our daughter down to sleep more often than I do, which gives me time to write stupid books about it. Adam Mansbach

When I was a little kid, me and all my family lived in a house the size of my daughter's room. Adam Neumann

Family Me Daughter Kid House Size Little Room Little Kid Lived

Because I would be around so many people in the fashion industry, there's this kind of dialogue. People would always say, 'Oh your daughter is so beautiful. Is she a model?' And it was so strange for me to hear because I felt so not beautiful inside. Adwoa Aboah

Beautiful Fashion Me Strange People Daughter Say Kind Would Would-Be Inside She Industry Because Around Felt Always Dialogue Hear Model Oh So Many People Your Many Fashion Industry

My daughter plays keyboard very well, and my son plays guitar, and they're totally into music. Al Madrigal

Music Son Guitar Daughter Keyboard Totally Well Very Plays

They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much. I couldn't wait for Courtney to come to the hospital so I could have all my women together. Al Roker

I first got sick after I had my daughter, Kimberly, 21 years ago. I'd always been energetic and never had any serious medical problems. Then I got very sick with a high fever. They told me I had mononucleosis. I became pregnant right away with Sean, and after he was born, I never seemed to recover. Alana Stewart

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I have my older daughter Ireland and my wife Hilaria, and I have Carmen and Rafael. Alec Baldwin

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At home, my daughter Azura has got this long blonde wig that she loves, and she's obsessed with Rapunzel, but you need to have balance. It's important that she understands her curly hair is beautiful, too. Alesha Dixon

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I think I look more like me than my father's daughter now. Alexa Ray Joel

Me Father Daughter Think More Like Look Than Now

I feel like now my kids can run around and say, 'My mom was the Rock's daughter.' I don't have kids yet, but my future children - I just feel like it's the coolest thing ever. Alexandra Daddario

Future Mom Daughter Say Kids Run Feel Like Around Rock Just Children Coolest Coolest Thing Now Ever Thing

Remembering who I am is a really active task for me. And I often have to tell myself, 'You're a graduate student,' 'You're a daughter,' et cetera, in situations where I'm supposed to behave like one. Alexandra Kleeman

I had to live and breathe Margaret Thatcher for a few months. I totally engulfed myself in her life. I read her autobiography and a biography, 'The Grocer's Daughter.' Alexandra Roach

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I'm proud to be Martha Stewart's daughter. Alexis Stewart

Daughter Martha Proud

This baby comes out of you and there's no handbook. They hand you this child and say, 'Don't kill it. Feed it, clothe it and shelter it.' I never knew what that kind of love was. I remember looking at my daughter for the first time and wondering if that's the way my father looked at me. Alicia Coppola

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I remember looking at my daughter for the first time and wondering if that's the way my father looked at me. I could cry, because she's everything to me. I feel so blessed to be taught so much by her. Alicia Coppola

Well, I think it's because I'm an only daughter. I have four brothers, a bunch of guy cousins, and so it's like I was raised amongst men. So I've always gotten along really well with men. Alicia Machado

Men Daughter Think Brothers Guy Only Along Like Well Because Always Gotten Cousins Bunch Really Amongst Four Raised

The money has always been wasted on me. I don't care for beautiful things, funnily enough. I am my father's daughter. The things that excite me are the smell of a wood-burning stove, uncultivated fields. My house is decaying and falling to pieces. It's not had the love it deserves over twenty years. Alison Moyet

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When I got pregnant with my daughter, both my husband and I were freelancers, and we didn't have that much security. We had savings. We were better off than many people, but we didn't have, you know, pensions and all the things that people used to have. Alissa Quart

I decided with my head to move to Liverpool, but my heart was full of tears. I spent two special years in Rome. My daughter was born there, and I have a lot of friends there outside of football. Alisson

Heart Tears Daughter Spent Born Outside Football Head Years Lot Friends Move Decided Rome Full Special Liverpool Two

I speak as the journalist who, on the first day back at work for 'The Daily Telegraph' after the birth of my daughter, went to interview Tom Hanks with an epaulette of banana sick on my jacket. Allison Pearson

Work Day Daily Speak Daughter Journalist First Sick Birth Interview Back Telegraph Banana Jacket After Who Tom Tom Hanks

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