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We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on. Jerry Only

System Crooked Lawyers Through Got Goes List Burned Dragged

When I'm gone, they'll say, 'I always thought he was straight, but he wasn't - he was crooked.' Jimmy Savile

Thought Gone Say Crooked He Always Straight

I have crooked toes from wearing boots that didn't fit me because that's all I could afford as a kid. Jonah Lomu

Me Kid Boots Wearing Crooked Could Because Fit Afford Toes

I look at my career as a body of work, not just Queens of the Stone Age records. I'm in Eagles of Death Metal, I'm in Them Crooked Vultures; I make records with other people. Josh Homme

Work Death Age People Other Crooked Records Look Make Metal Queens Stone Stone Age Just Them Body Eagles Career

Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won't get much out of him, but with that other guy I can't keep what I've got. Lewis B. Hershey

Smart Will First Stupid Other Out Crooked Guy Take Between Fellow Him Got Get Much Who Keep Honest

I don't advocate any child following in their parent's footsteps when their parent's footsteps are as crooked as mine are. Mick Foley

Mine Crooked Following Parent Footsteps Advocate Child Any

I have had unattractive heroes - broken noses, scars, crooked teeth. You want to give them something that is human. My heroines struggle with being too short or fat or old. Some are older than the heroes. You try to cover all spectrums. Sylvia Day

Broken You Struggle Try Old Heroes Older Too Heroines Teeth Unattractive Some Crooked Scars Give Something Had Cover Than Human Short Being Noses Want Them Fat

When my daughter Sabrina was 2 years old, the pediatrician told me it was time she quit using a pacifier because that could make her teeth crooked and even cause infections in her ears. Thalia

Time Me Cause Old Daughter Pediatrician Teeth Ears Crooked Could She Make Because Years Quit Using Even Her

When I want to make someone laugh in real life (as opposed to when I'm on stage where I tell one-liners), I tend to do prop comedy. For example, if I'm at the supermarket with my husband, I might put 16 bags of marshmallows in our cart when he's not looking, or if I'm trying to make a kid smile, I'll put my glasses on crooked. Wendy Liebman

Life Smile Glasses Comedy Husband Example Looking Real Life Stage Our Kid Laugh Tell Cart One-Liners Crooked Prop Someone Supermarket Tend He Put Bags For Example Make Real Opposed Trying Where Want Might

I was more independent than any farmer in Concord, for I was not anchored to a house or farm, but could follow the bent of my genius, which is a very crooked one, every moment. Henry David Thoreau

Genius Concord Farm Every Bent Anchored Independent Follow Crooked More Could House Very Than Any Which Farmer Moment

Don't think because I'm a positive dude, I'm going to always say something nice. If you come at me crooked, one too many times or if too many people came at me crooked too many times in a row, then they're going to get it. I don't always exercise that self control and I don't regret it either. Malik Yoba

Positive Me You People Regret Too Many People Control Nice Think Too Say Crooked Something Self Self-Control Come Because Exercise Always Dude Came Times Get Going Either Then Many Row

With great difficulty, I persuaded my dentist to saw one of my teeth level with the others. He thought it might kill the tooth, but it didn't. I wanted it done because I was doing a lot of television with food and I saw myself eating with these horrible crooked teeth. Prue Leith

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