1195 Club Quotes for You to Enjoy

Some comedians tell nice jokes that you can tell to your kids. Some use bad words - they work 'blue.' If you don't want to hear a joke that's blue, you shouldn't go to a comedy club where a comedian who makes blue jokes is performing. Gilbert Gottfried

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With me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the hotel, leaving the hotel the next morning at 4 or 5 to do something like 'The Jimmy and Jackie Captain Crazy Morning Zoo,' doing a bunch of those in a row, then going back to the hotel, and then finally going to the club. Gilbert Gottfried

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Having cancer gave me membership in an elite club I'd rather not belong to. Gilda Radner

Me Cancer Club Gave Membership Rather Having Belong Elite

As an Anglo-Indian kid in Bolton, I was basically in a minority of one. That was a source of misery, but at the same time, one of the effects of receiving the message that you don't belong to the club is that you watch the club with detachment. The fact that no one quite knew who I was was a major contributory factor in starting to write. Glen Duncan

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In club football you have your players and staff with you all the time, preparing for two games a week, you know them inside out, you have a discipline over them. Graham Taylor

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I'm looking forward to the new adventure. Playing in the Premier League was always my dream, and I'm definitely going to relish this opportunity and give my absolute everything for this club. Granit Xhaka

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A club like Arsenal, it's normal that expectations are high. This club must compete for titles, and that's what we want to do. Granit Xhaka

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You can see the players are world-class just by the way they pass the ball. Ozil, Sanchez, and Cazorla, for example, are huge personalities. Even though the club maybe spent more money on me, I can still learn a lot from them in any respect. Granit Xhaka

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Fandom is about fandom, it's a great big social club. Greg Egan

Great Big Club About Social

From a tourist's point of view, you finally have time to travel, but you need to spend your time looking after your child. Club Med takes care of the entire family. Guo Guangchang

I'm not a huge soccer fan, but I follow the sport. I played in high school, a little bit in college, played on various club teams most of my life, and all three of my sons are competitive soccer players and far better than I ever was. Hampton Sides

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I founded a club, which is called the Brutally Early Club. It's basically a breakfast salon for the 21st century where art meets science meets architecture meets literature. Hans-Ulrich Obrist

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I must have made a good impression because a club official to us into his office and asked me if I would sign on for a year with a view to becoming a professional. Harold Larwood

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I would remake 'Club Paradise.' I thought the story was cool, the setting was great. Everything lined up, except I wrote it for Bill Murray and John Cleese. Harold Ramis

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I think sometimes managers like to buy players because they're more experienced from abroad or when they've got players under their nose that will give everything to the club they've been brought up with. Harry Kane

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I love this club, and to be wearing number 10 for Tottenham is amazing for me. I could not resist. Harry Kane

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