187 Chair Quotes for You to Enjoy

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. Stephen King

You Laughter Long Down Favorite Stays Deny Wants Your Chair

When I was in junior high school, the teachers voted me the student most likely to end up in the electric chair. Sylvester Stallone

Teacher Me School High High School Student Voted Most Likely End Up Junior Junior High Junior High School Electric Teachers Chair

There are times when I cry. I'll sit in the chair and feel the depression, let it seethe. Then it starts to go away, and I find myself laughing, saying, 'Well, that was dramatic.' Valerie Harper

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I don't sort of sit in a chair and pompously feel proud of myself about all the things we might have accomplished. Vidal Sassoon

Myself Sit About Feel Sort Proud Accomplished Might Chair Things

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. W. C. Fields

Father Prison State Occupied Am Expert Electricity Chair Applied

I try to write in the mornings, as soon as I'm up and caffeinated, and to stay in the chair as long as I can be productive. Adam Mansbach

Try Long Stay Write Mornings Soon Up Productive Chair

Usually after a shot, we look for a chair to rest our feet. In 'Oopiri,' it was the other way around. After every shot, I was on my feet, walking around the set trying to get the blood circulation in my legs working properly. Akkineni Nagarjuna

Everything I have ever written has been in the same chair, in the same room. Alan Garner

Everything Has-Been Written Been Same Room Chair Ever

You don't think, when you start a company as the founding CEO, that if your venture actually works, you end up with three jobs: founder, CEO, and chair of the board. The first eight years at Bonobos, I have learned a lot about the tension between the first two. It didn't even occur to me that I had the third job until much later. Andy Dunn

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But I don't think that sculpture belongs in everyday life like a table does, or like a chair. Anthony Caro

Life Everyday Life Think Everyday Table Like Does Sculpture Chair Belongs

It's absolutely clear that whatever cruel and unusual punishments may - may mean with regard to future things, such as death by injection or the electric chair, it's clear that - that the death penalty, in and of itself, is not considered cruel and unusual punishment. Antonin Scalia

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People buy a chair, and they don't really care who designed it. Arne Jacobsen

Buy People Care Really Who Chair Designed

I've seen some terrible plays, but I generally enjoy myself. One play I walked out of, I have a tremendous respect for the author. That was Robert Wilson, something called 'Network,' which consisted of Wilson sitting on a bunk, the dialogue of the movie 'Network' looped in while a chair on a rope went up and down. August Wilson

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To write a love song that might be able to make it on the radio, that is something that is terrifying to me. But I can definitely write a song about that chair over there. That I can do, but to sit and write a pop song out of the clear blue sky, that is very difficult and I admire the people that can do it. Barry Manilow

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You know how on Christmas day, the day feels different, even if you're just sitting in your chair waiting for your girlfriend to put her face on and you haven't even started any of the festivities yet, the day still feels different. The electrons are fatter and pushier. Bill Callahan

More than anything, people want the reality of the discussion at hand. If what is going on in that building is the real thing, if the transforming love and power of Jesus Christ is being experienced, you can sit on a metal folding chair or in a plush theater seat. Bill Hybels

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I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair. Bobby Heenan

Nervous Honeymoon Pants Hung Put Over Bed Chair Night

It's really hard to watch Leno. I set his chair on fire. Bobcat Goldthwait

Fire His Leno Really Hard Chair Watch Set

When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair. Brian Clough

God Favourite Give Go His Up Going Chair

In 'Total Divas,' our men are our garnish. In 'Total Bellas,' you finally get them in the interview chair, and you get to hear their perspective on the events going on. Fans will get to hear their point of view. Brie Bella

You Events Fans Perspective Will Men Interview Our Finally Total Point Point Of View Hear Get Going Them View Chair

I like when they open the door and pull out a chair. I'm really into a man's man. Brooke Burns

Man Out Open Like Door Really Chair Pull

I fell off a chair onto a broken water glass when I was 3 years old. Buddy Lester

Broken Water Old Onto Glass Fell Years Off Chair

Giving birth was the most amazing thing I've ever done. I'd been living in a Third World country, and I said, 'I'm going to just squat behind a tree.' I basically did that but in a chair in my living room. I didn't want a sterile hospital room. I didn't want doctors. I had a midwife. Carolyn Murphy

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