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Timothy Noah
American
Journalist
Born:
1958
About
Care
Class
Government
People
You
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In removing the friction involved in paying bills, electronic billing has substantially increased the friction involved in not paying them.
Timothy Noah
Increased
Involved
Removing
Friction
Substantially
Them
Paying
Billing
Electronic
Bills
In shuttering Yucca Mountain, Obama makes it extremely likely that nuclear power in the United States will continue its long, slow, and extremely welcome death.
Timothy Noah
Death
Welcome
Will
Slow
Long
Power
Extremely
States
Obama
Likely
Makes
Continue
Mountain
United
United States
Nuclear
Nuclear Power
On Wall Street, financial crisis destroys jobs. Here in Washington, it creates them. The rest is just details.
Timothy Noah
Financial
Rest
Financial Crisis
Crisis
Destroys
Jobs
Details
Wall
Wall Street
Just
Them
Creates
Washington
Street
Here
The promise of Obama's presidency, in many people's minds, is partly that America will move toward becoming a post-racial society. It's pretty clear, though, that we aren't there yet.
Timothy Noah
People
Will
Society
Presidency
Minds
Though
Promise
Obama
Pretty
Clear
Toward
Partly
Becoming
America
Move
Many
Capitalism can't deliver decent health care.
Timothy Noah
Health
Capitalism
Care
Deliver
Health Care
Decent
Markets can do many wonderful things, which is why I'm glad to live in a capitalist country.
Timothy Noah
Wonderful
Country
Live
Markets
Glad
Wonderful Things
Which
Capitalist
Many
Why
Things
The advantage of a market-based national defense is obvious: Every citizen would receive an individualized amount of military protection, based on the value each of us placed on defending the homeland.
Timothy Noah
Protection
Value
Citizen
National
Military
Every
Defense
Would
Advantage
Obvious
National Defense
Placed
Us
Homeland
Each
Based
Amount
Receive
Defending
The Bush administration got a lot of things horribly wrong in its disaster response to the New Orleans flood, and it deserves almost all of the bitter recriminations hurled its way.
Timothy Noah
Way
Bitter
Response
Administration
Horribly
Wrong
Almost
Almost All
New
Disaster
Got
Lot
New Orleans
Bush
Bush Administration
Flood
Deserves
Orleans
Things
It never fails to astonish me how cheaply a politician can be bought.
Timothy Noah
Me
Politician
Astonish
Never
Cheaply
Bought
Fails
How
An orthodox belief in big government's inefficiency cannot coexist with an orthodox belief in private industry's inability to compete with big government.
Timothy Noah
Government
Big
Industry
Inefficiency
Private
Big Government
Cannot
Inability
Belief
Coexist
Compete
Orthodox
Rule of thumb: When Democrats lose, they blame the candidate. When Republicans lose, they blame the opposition.
Timothy Noah
Blame
Lose
Rule
Thumb
Democrats
Opposition
Candidate
Republicans
The problem with wanting the tax code to be 'simpler, fairer,' and 'pro-growth' is that it's impossible to achieve all three at the same time.
Timothy Noah
Time
Problem
Impossible
Achieve
Three
Simpler
Fairer
Same
Pro-Growth
Same Time
Tax
The Problem With
Wanting
Tax Code
Code
The Sudan bombing is a blot on the Clinton presidency, and a blot it ought to remain.
Timothy Noah
Presidency
Ought
Remain
Clinton
Blot
Sudan
Bombing
There's a growing consensus that the best way to defeat communism in Cuba is to get its citizens hooked on American goods.
Timothy Noah
Best
Communism
Defeat
Way
Hooked
Citizens
Best Way
Goods
Cuba
Get
American
Growing
Consensus
Without the three-fifths rule, there wouldn't have been a Constitution of the United States - not one that governed the American South, at any rate - because the South wouldn't have ratified it.
Timothy Noah
Constitution
Rule
States
Constitution Of The United States
Rate
Because
Without
Governed
Been
South
American
Any
United
United States
One of the enduring mysteries of America's occupation of Iraq is why a nation that so little relishes peacekeeping nonetheless refuses to turn the job over to the United Nations.
Timothy Noah
Job
Mysteries
Nation
United Nations
Over
Occupation
Nonetheless
Iraq
America
Nations
Refuses
Enduring
Little
Turn
Peacekeeping
United
Why
If the 1992 and 2000 elections were any guide, third-party candidates are death on the mainstream parties with which they're most naturally aligned.
Timothy Noah
Death
Guide
Aligned
Mainstream
Most
Parties
Were
Any
Candidates
Which
Elections
Naturally
Washington culture has always had a difficult time acknowledging untruth.
Timothy Noah
Time
Culture
Difficult
Had
Always
Acknowledging
Washington
Difficult Time
Whenever a Kurd wants to measure the depth of some foreign leader's commitment to Kurdish autonomy, he listens for one particular word. That word is 'federal.' Anyone who will say he favors Kurdish federalism can be counted a friend of the Kurds.
Timothy Noah
Commitment
Word
Will
Leader
Say
Favors
Some
Federal
Counted
Federalism
He
Particular
Foreign
Kurdish
Kurds
Friend
Listens
Whenever
Anyone
Wants
Autonomy
Depth
Measure
Who
Various people have explained why Henry Kissinger is a bad choice to run an investigation into what went wrong on Sept. 11. He's a liar. He's an apologist for corrupt regimes.
Timothy Noah
People
Liar
Run
Bad
Corrupt
Kissinger
Various
Investigation
He
Wrong
Regimes
Explained
Choice
Sept
Henry
Why
If one does not wish to take the word of journalists, human rights groups, and the United Nations that Iraq conducted a deliberate campaign to eradicate the Kurdish population, there's always the word of the Iraqis themselves.
Timothy Noah
Rights
Word
Wish
Human Rights
United Nations
Deliberate
Take
Journalists
Does
Always
Eradicate
Kurdish
Iraq
Campaign
Iraqis
Human
Nations
Themselves
Groups
Population
United
You can be president of the United States and have the best, most bipartisan-seeming idea in the world. But if it doesn't have a constituency, you might as well be town clerk of Toad Suck, Arkansas.
Timothy Noah
Best
You
World
President
States
Idea
Arkansas
Town
Most
Clerk
Well
Might
Toad
Suck
United
United States
Politicians have such large egos that it usually takes them an inordinately long time to grasp when they've become a pathetic joke.
Timothy Noah
Time
Long
Joke
Long Time
Become
Politicians
Inordinately
Takes
Pathetic
Egos
Them
Large
Grasp
There is no better example of social and economic policy discussion as an idle pastime for the rich than the World Economic Forum at Davos. These guys make the millionaire schmoozers at the Aspen Ideas Festival look like short-order cooks.
Timothy Noah
World
Better
Millionaire
Example
Rich
Guys
Economic
Economic Policy
Like
Ideas
Look
Make
Policy
Idle
Pastime
Festival
Than
Discussion
Social
Aspen
Forum
Cooks
Republican presidents talk about freedom. Democratic presidents talk about equality.
Timothy Noah
Freedom
Equality
Presidents
About
Talk
Democratic
Republican
President Obama seems to think that you win by demonstrating that you're a more reasonable person than your opponents. It didn't work too badly, I'll grant, as an electoral strategy in the 2012 election.
Timothy Noah
Work
You
Win
Election
Strategy
Think
Too
President
President Obama
Obama
Seems
More
Badly
Opponents
Demonstrating
Than
Person
Electoral
Your
Grant
Reasonable
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