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Shelley Berman
American
Comedian
Born:
Feb 3
,
1926
Am
Before
Comedian
Edge
First
Love
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The old problems - love, money, security, status, health, etc. - are still here to plague us or please us.
Shelley Berman
Love
Health
Money
Problems
Old
Please
Security
Status
Still
Etc
Plague
Us
Here
My whole act is confession.
Shelley Berman
Confession
Act
Whole
Though it sold very well, I hated 'The Edge.'
Shelley Berman
Edge
Sold
Though
Hated
Well
Very
I quit smoking well over twenty years ago.
Shelley Berman
Smoking
Over
Well
Years
Years Ago
Quit
Twenty
I was an actor before becoming a comedian.
Shelley Berman
Before
Comedian
Becoming
Actor
I am careful with my material and presentation.
Shelley Berman
Material
Am
Presentation
Careful
I am presently in my thirteenth year of teaching a graduate course at the University of Southern California.
Shelley Berman
Year
California
Course
Am
Southern
Southern California
Graduate
Teaching
University
I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic.
Shelley Berman
Writing
Humor
Master
Dramatic
Am
Literary
Teaching
Professional
Program
I will always love to perform standup comedy.
Shelley Berman
Love
Comedy
Will
Perform
Always
Standup
While you're improvising, you may come up with something which will break him up. As soon as that smile comes out, you know that, hey, we're having fun.
Shelley Berman
Smile
You
Will
Hey
Out
Something
Having
Having Fun
Soon
Come
Know
Him
Up
Improvising
May
Break
Which
While
Fun
I don't know the accident of still being married. I was the worst human being. But we were, I guess, in love. So much has happened to us to bring us together and keep us together.
Shelley Berman
Love
Together
Human Being
Accident
Guess
Worst
Married
Know
Still
Were
Human
Being
Happened
Us
Much
Keep
Bring
I've got these two wonderful people who run my web site and put me on Facebook. They didn't even ask me. I'm very appreciative of it.
Shelley Berman
Me
Facebook
People
Wonderful
Appreciative
Run
Web
Web Site
Put
Got
Very
Wonderful People
Site
Ask
Who
Even
Two
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