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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Born: Nov 22, 1921
Died: Oct 5, 2004

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Marriage, Dog, Wife, Tough, Married, Stay, Kisses, Drink, Glass, She, Lips

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