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Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Born: Nov 22, 1921
Died: Oct 5, 2004

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God, Me, Ugly, Beat, He, Know, Make, Said, Yeah, Bartender, Zombie

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