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Richard Belzer
Richard Belzer
American Comedian
Born: Aug 4, 1944
Country Every Me People Think You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
If any animal is capable of unconditional love, it is surely the canine: they are forgiving, caring, life-affirming creatures who humble us and teach us to be more human and compassionate. Richard Belzer
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If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even if what you're saying is total crap. Richard Belzer
Truth Saying You Lie People Will Big Believe Enough Enough People Tell Telling Telling The Truth Total Big Enough Often Crap Even
Have you noticed that the meanest, shrillest, least compassionate and most heartless people who are well off and have all the medical coverage they'll ever need are seemingly sickened beyond cure by the notion that someone who literally cannot afford health care is somehow beneath contempt and must be vilified and humiliated? Richard Belzer
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Exercise is the fountain of youth, I believe. Richard Belzer
Youth Believe Exercise Fountain
Arguably, the first five years of 'Saturday Night Live' were some of the most radical things ever seen on television. When NBC said, 'Okay, you can do a show from 11:30 to 1 on Saturday night,' they didn't think anyone would watch. It was like giving a piece of the candy store to the kids. Richard Belzer
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If Sherlock Holmes can survive the Reichenbach Falls, then surely we have not seen the last of Detective Sergeant John Munch. Richard Belzer
Seen John Detective Surely Sherlock Sherlock Holmes Falls Survive Holmes Then Sergeant Last
You remember France, it's the country that financed the American Revolution... OK, it was in their self-interest, but still, they made it happen. Let's face it: without the French, there would be no America... in other words, without them, there is no us. Richard Belzer
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In the seventies when I was struggling, I ate the same thing every day at Big Nick's Burger Joint on Broadway and 77th Street. A cottage-cheese omelette with tomatoes, French fries, rye toast, orange juice, and coffee. It was consistently the most satisfying meal I could possibly imagine. Richard Belzer
Day Every Day Coffee Big Burger Same Thing Meal Every Seventies Broadway Consistently Possibly Ate Struggling Could Joint Most French French Fries Juice Fries Same Orange Toast Tomatoes Nick Satisfying Street Thing Imagine
I was thrown out of every school I ever went to. Richard Belzer
School Every Out Thrown Ever
To be able to work for 20 years as an actor in an industry that is not so predictable, I'm grateful every day. I'll do it till I drop, I guess - or drop out. Richard Belzer
Work Day Grateful Every Day Drop Every Guess Out Able Drop-Out Industry Till Years Predictable Actor
As a result of being on 'SVU' and 'Homicide' all these years, there's a lot of people who don't know I used to do stand-up. When they see me onstage, it's a surprise, and it's revelatory. I'm happy because I can do my old material, so everybody wins. Richard Belzer
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The number one job for me is to make people laugh. If I can also make people think, then that's a cool thing. Richard Belzer
Me People Job Think Laugh Also Make Then Cool Cool Thing Thing Number
As I got older, I was able to articulate why I was rebelling against authority - because their motives were much more forceful and hurtful than I had ever thought. Richard Belzer
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I think we make fun of the things that scare us the most. Richard Belzer
Think Scare Most Make Us Fun Things
When I was a kid in the '50s, I was very enamored of beatniks and... a kind of dark sensibility. Richard Belzer
Dark Kid Kind Beatnik Enamored Very Sensibility
Scholastically, I did enough to get by, but I was smarter than I let on. Richard Belzer
Enough Smarter Than Get Did
It's this patronizing thing that people have about if you're against the war, everyone's lumped together. You know, the soldiers are not scholars; they're not war experts. Richard Belzer
War You Together People Everyone Soldiers About Scholars Know Experts Patronizing Against Lumped Thing
Most people cherish their very existence and try their best to live a life worth living. In spite of the seemingly insurmountable obstacles in our way, we somehow hope against hope and find a way to be as life-affirming as humanly possible! How? Love! Richard Belzer
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It is not impossible to succeed as a social democracy, where business and free enterprise thrive, and not abandon the disenfranchised, poor, sick, and elderly. Richard Belzer
Democracy Business Impossible Free Thrive Sick Abandon Enterprise Free Enterprise Disenfranchised Where Social Succeed Poor Elderly Social Democracy
I was taught the truth will set you free... unless, of course, you want the truth about who killed JFK. Richard Belzer
Truth You Will Free Unless About Course Taught Want Who Set

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