Quotes by Comedians

I like genre films. Bobcat Goldthwait

Films Like Genre

I'm not into comedies that are joke-driven. Bobcat Goldthwait

Comedies

The movies I make don't take place in reality. Bobcat Goldthwait

Reality Take Make Place Movies

I started out making fun of comedy. Then I became the thing I was making fun of. Bobcat Goldthwait

Comedy Out Became Making Then Fun Thing Started

I have an aversion to comedy where everybody speaks in punchlines. Bobcat Goldthwait

Comedy Everybody Where Aversion Speaks

I think I hang out with some pretty witty people, but we're never that funny. Bobcat Goldthwait

Funny People Think Out Some Pretty Never Witty Hang

I actually really like being in the woods. Bobcat Goldthwait

Like Being Woods Really Actually

I don't find movies shocking. Bobcat Goldthwait

Find Shocking Movies

I'm always amazed that people are interested in comedy. Bobcat Goldthwait

People Comedy Always Amazed Interested

Obviously I don't hate America. I do believe that we are becoming - and I can only judge it by my lifetime, 'cause I don't know what it was like in the 1800s - but it just seems that as a nation, we are becoming really, really nasty, and not concerned with any kind of truth. Bobcat Goldthwait

In the rock n' roll world, I'm someone who's responsible and levelheaded. Bobcat Goldthwait

World Responsible Someone Rock Rock-N-Roll Roll

It's really hard to watch Leno. I set his chair on fire. Bobcat Goldthwait

Fire His Leno Really Hard Chair Watch Set

I do live a very Hugh Beaumont existence. I'm up every morning, taking my kids to school and all that, which obviously does interest me. But then it's taking meetings with goofballs and auditioning for crap, and then I spend a lot of time on the road. Bobcat Goldthwait

I've probably done myself a disservice as a brand because the movies I've made. They've all been completely different. Bobcat Goldthwait

Myself Made Disservice Because Been Brand Done Different Movies

I've been making fun of administrations since I was a teenager onstage. Bobcat Goldthwait

Teenager Administration Onstage Since Making Been Fun

People go, 'Oh, Trump must be good for comedy,' and I go, 'Ehhh.' Bobcat Goldthwait

Good People Comedy Must Go Trump Oh

If I was a young man, I might have bypassed the whole comedian-actor thing and just been a filmmaker. Then I'd probably have spent my whole life going, 'I wonder if I could have been a comedian.' Bobcat Goldthwait

Life Man Young Spent Could Comedian Been Wonder Going Just Young Man Might Then If I Could Whole Thing Filmmaker

Every week, there's a different equivalent of Charlie Sheen having a breakdown. I knew about Kim Kardashian getting married - and then getting divorced - and there's no reason I should. I don't have hostility toward Kim Kardashian - just toward the people who take that stuff seriously. Bobcat Goldthwait

People Seriously Every Kim Kim Kardashian Married Charlie Charlie Sheen About Having No Reason Week Take Hostility Knew Divorced Toward Stuff Sheen Equivalent Getting Getting Married Just Different Breakdown Then Should Reason Who