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Sometimes the wheels just fall off a relationship. Bobcat Goldthwait
Relationship Sometimes Fall Off Wheels Just
I'm a weird mixture of being cynical but at the same time wanting to live in a world where Bigfoot lives. Bobcat Goldthwait
Time World Cynical Live Weird Mixture Same Same Time Being Where Wanting Lives
I like genre films. Bobcat Goldthwait
Films Like Genre
I started doing comedy when I was a teenager with Tom Kenny, who is the voice of SpongeBob. I don't want to name drop, but, I've known him since I was 6. Bobcat Goldthwait
Comedy Drop Teenager Voice Since Name Him Known Doing Want Who Tom Kenny Started
I'm not into comedies that are joke-driven. Bobcat Goldthwait
Comedies
The movies I make don't take place in reality. Bobcat Goldthwait
Reality Take Make Place Movies
I like to go to the movies and watch characters who make me question how I see the world. Bobcat Goldthwait
Me World Characters See Like Make How Go Question Movies Who Watch
I started out making fun of comedy. Then I became the thing I was making fun of. Bobcat Goldthwait
Comedy Out Became Making Then Fun Thing Started
I have an aversion to comedy where everybody speaks in punchlines. Bobcat Goldthwait
Comedy Everybody Where Aversion Speaks
I think I hang out with some pretty witty people, but we're never that funny. Bobcat Goldthwait
Funny People Think Out Some Pretty Never Witty Hang
I actually really like being in the woods. Bobcat Goldthwait
Like Being Woods Really Actually
I started doing stand-up when I was 15 and doing Letterman when I was 20. So I've been doing stand-up comedy and clubs for over 30 years. That's a long time. Bobcat Goldthwait
Time Comedy Long Long Time Over Doing Been Years Clubs Stand-Up Comedy Letterman Started
I actually believe that the basis of a good relationship isn't liking the same things, it's hating the same things. Bobcat Goldthwait
Good Relationship Believe Hating Good Relationship Liking Same Same Things Actually Things Basis
I continue to do standup because there's a connection with a live audience - there are skills that you do learn as a standup comedian that help you on a set. Bobcat Goldthwait
You Live Live Audience Comedian Learn Because Audience Continue Skills Help Connection Standup Set
Whenever people hear that Kurt Cobain was a fan of my standup, it's like hearing Jimi Hendrix loved Buddy Hackett or something. Bobcat Goldthwait
People Jimi Hendrix Something Buddy Like Hear Hearing Kurt Kurt Cobain Whenever Fan Loved Standup Hendrix
I don't find movies shocking. Bobcat Goldthwait
Find Shocking Movies
I was in punk bands when I was a kid, and then I would do stand-up in between bands - which wasn't any different from my singing. Bobcat Goldthwait
Punk Singing Kid Would Between Bands Any Different In-Between Which Then
I'm always amazed that people are interested in comedy. Bobcat Goldthwait
People Comedy Always Amazed Interested
I never was obsessed with comedians. When I was a little, little boy, I'd watch, like, George Carlin on 'Dinah Shore.' Bobcat Goldthwait
Carlin Never Obsessed Like Comedians Boy George George Carlin Shore Little Watch
Obviously I don't hate America. I do believe that we are becoming - and I can only judge it by my lifetime, 'cause I don't know what it was like in the 1800s - but it just seems that as a nation, we are becoming really, really nasty, and not concerned with any kind of truth. Bobcat Goldthwait
Truth Hate Judge Cause Nation Believe Kind Seems Only Lifetime Like Know Obviously Concerned Becoming Nasty America Any Just Really
In the rock n' roll world, I'm someone who's responsible and levelheaded. Bobcat Goldthwait
World Responsible Someone Rock Rock-N-Roll Roll
It's really hard to watch Leno. I set his chair on fire. Bobcat Goldthwait
Fire His Leno Really Hard Chair Watch Set
I do live a very Hugh Beaumont existence. I'm up every morning, taking my kids to school and all that, which obviously does interest me. But then it's taking meetings with goofballs and auditioning for crap, and then I spend a lot of time on the road. Bobcat Goldthwait
Time Morning Me School Live Every Meetings Spend Kids Road Taking Obviously Does Auditioning Existence Lot Up Very Hugh Crap Which Interest Then
I've probably done myself a disservice as a brand because the movies I've made. They've all been completely different. Bobcat Goldthwait
Myself Made Disservice Because Been Brand Done Different Movies
I've been making fun of administrations since I was a teenager onstage. Bobcat Goldthwait
Teenager Administration Onstage Since Making Been Fun
People go, 'Oh, Trump must be good for comedy,' and I go, 'Ehhh.' Bobcat Goldthwait
Good People Comedy Must Go Trump Oh
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