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I like good movies, and I love theater, and things that I grew up loving, I still love. Billy Eichner

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I was very much an only child who was raised by the television and movies, and I grew up in New York. We weren't, like, rich people, but we were middle-class people and my parents supported this love I had for entertainment. Billy Eichner

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I thought I was going to be like Kevin Spacey in college. Billy Eichner

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Every actor-performer says this, and it sounds so irritating, but I'm not the most outgoing person. Billy Eichner

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I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it's the most important thing in the world, and as if it's something that everyone should weigh on because it's important to me. Billy Eichner

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A lot of people in Hollywood, and everywhere pretty much, operate on fear. No one wants to get fired, so everyone's scared to take a chance. There's money involved, and there are careers and reputations on the line. Billy Eichner

I was a terrible waiter. Billy Eichner

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One thing that I love about 'Difficult People' is that Julie Klausner and our showrunner, Scott King, have written the lead character I play as a fully formed man. Billy Eichner

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I took the Oscars very seriously as a child. Billy Eichner

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All I wanted to do as a kid was go to the post-Oscar parties I was seeing on 'Entertainment Tonight.' Billy Eichner

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I'm on all the apps: Tinder, Grindr, Bumble, Scruff. I have no shame about that. Billy Eichner

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I'm not a bro. Billy Eichner

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If a comedian has a strong following, and the branded segment feels different compared to what you typically do, people will know right away that it's not authentic to who you are as a comedian or performer. Brands need to keep that in mind. Billy Eichner

You don't want to really pick on someone that you genuinely like. In terms of 'Billy on the Street,' there are certain actors - I don't care if they find out because I do feel that way. Though it's almost never about appearance or something out of their control. I pick on choices they've made or roles they've taken. Billy Eichner

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I did a live late-night talk show called 'Creation Nation' with friends of mine. I had a sidekick and a band, and I wrote the whole thing. And it had the form of a late-night talk show, but we did it on stage because no one was giving me a TV show at the time. Billy Eichner

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I would watch the Oscars and every award show with my parents. I would make lists of who was going to win. I'd be doing Oscar predictions months ahead of time, and not only for the Oscars, for the Grammys. This is just what excited me as a kid. Billy Eichner

The streets of New York are diverse, but when you go into a Broadway show, unless Denzel Washington is in it, or Fantasia's in it, it's a lot of old white people and gay men. Billy Eichner

There are certain people you're allowed to pick apart and certain people you're not. Billy Eichner

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If you're on TV, you can't complain, right? And I understand that, and it's true to a certain degree. Billy Eichner

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Entertainment, Hollywood, award shows - these are the things that really captivated me. Billy Eichner

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My mom had a heart attack, and it came out of nowhere - she was 54. My dad had leukemia for about 3 months. He was 80 when he passed. My dad had me later in life, and so he had leukemia and was alive for about 3 months between diagnosis and passing away. Billy Eichner

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