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The way Disney characters move, they're very kind of slow and fluid and flowing; one pose kind of eases into the next. If you look at a show like 'The Simpsons' and subsequently a show like 'Family Guy' - the characters will jerk from pose to pose a lot, a bit more snappy. Which sort of goes along with the writing tone of the show. Seth MacFarlane

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'The Brady Bunch' asks nothing of you as a viewer. Sometimes is just what the doctor ordered. Seth MacFarlane

You Doctor Sometimes Nothing Brady Bunch Just Ordered Ask Viewer

I think at times I read too much of my own press. I wish I was better at taking in how great my life is, but that's surprisingly elusive. I tend to be very hard on myself and insecure about failing no matter what happens. Seth MacFarlane

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The resistance to science is idiotic. Seth MacFarlane

Science Idiotic Resistance

Science has become politicized, and that's an embarrassment. Seth MacFarlane

Science Become Embarrassment

You don't want to be nasty for the sake of being nasty. Seth MacFarlane

You Nasty Sake Being Want

We never really tried to shock for shock's sake on 'Family Guy'. If something was horribly offensive and shocking, we would put it in if it was also hysterically funny. Seth MacFarlane

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There have to be people who are vocal about the advancement of knowledge over faith. Seth MacFarlane

Faith Knowledge People About Vocal Advancement Over Who

I cannot tell good art from bad art. I have no eye for it. Seth MacFarlane

Art Good Eye Tell Bad Cannot Good Art

I'll tell you what I think is not okay. Have you ever seen that show on MSNBC, 'Lockup?' It's a reality show that takes place inside a prison. Do the prisoners have to sign release forms? Or do they have to be on it whether they like it or not? Seth MacFarlane

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Everybody in my family had a real sick, twisted sense of humor. Most of the jokes we make in our house, we would just never even dream of making anywhere else. Just sick, horrible stuff. That wasn't anything new to college. Seth MacFarlane

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The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny. Seth MacFarlane

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There are people on staff who have made that point, that the upside to a second Bush term is that it makes 'American Dad' work better. To me, the price is too high. I would gladly give up the comedy to have a President Kerry. But you work with what you have. Seth MacFarlane

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There are things about the single lifestyle that are very appealing. Seth MacFarlane

Single About Lifestyle Very Appealing Things

The average person has eight different jobs over the course of their lifetime. You get a little antsy doing the same thing. Seth MacFarlane

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The trend today is vampires, zombies, angels, all the stuff that puts me right to sleep. It's too bad because it's so much less interesting than the diversity of stories you can tell with science. Seth MacFarlane

Every year, the Friday before the new Saturday-morning shows would premiere, the networks would do this big preview special, and I was always glued to the TV. As horrible as they were, they were entertaining at the time. There was a lot of showmanship from the networks based around the new lineup. Seth MacFarlane

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There was no joke I could make that was too offensive. I can actually remember at least one time where my mother told me something that, I was like, 'whoa!' Seth MacFarlane

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You would not want me on your football team. Seth MacFarlane

Me You Would Football Football Team Want Your Team

I'm bad at golf. Seth MacFarlane

Bad Golf

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