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Nish Kumar
British
Comedian
About
Me
People
Think
Time
You
When I left my family home and had finished university, I stayed in South London but moved closer to London’s center, to Brixton and Herne Hill. Herne Hill is a tiny place that is ridiculously overstocked with lovely pubs.
Nish Kumar
Home
Family
Finished
London
Stayed
Had
Hill
South
Left
Closer
Tiny
Moved
Center
Lovely
Place
Ridiculously
Pubs
University
There’s a 'Seinfeld' episode, where he talks about why he can’t get angry, because his voice rises to a comedic pitch and no one takes him seriously - and that’s true of me, too.
Nish Kumar
Angry
Me
Seriously
Too
About
Rises
Voice
Seinfeld
No-One
He
Takes
True
Comedic
Him
Talks
Because
His
Get
Pitch
Where
Episode
Why
I’ve still got a bit of angst about campaigning for a particular party. I want to write jokes about whoever I want without toeing a party line.
Nish Kumar
Jokes
Party
Bit
About
Angst
Write
Particular
Without
Party Line
Got
Still
Line
Campaigning
Want
Whoever
We’ve all been there - you find something moving, you commission a painting. I know one wall of my living room is taken up by a mural of the end of Toy Story 3.
Nish Kumar
You
Painting
Living
Find
Something
Taken
Know
Toy
Been
End
Up
Wall
Commission
Story
Moving
Room
Mural
Living Room
I spend a lot of time bathing in a glow of consensus, but you have to be willing to say something to people who might not agree with you and take the consequences of what follows.
Nish Kumar
Time
You
People
Consequences
Bathing
Spend
Say
Willing
Follows
Something
Take
Glow
Lot
Might
Who
Agree
Consensus
I like having my mistakes corrected, but I wonder if it’s because you’re forced to have a certain humility if you’re not an affluent white man.
Nish Kumar
Man
Mistakes
White
Humility
Corrected
I Wonder
Having
Like
Forced
Because
Wonder
Affluent
Certain
Frustration with the trains is inevitable, given the daily difficulties commuters face.
Nish Kumar
Daily
Frustration
Face
Inevitable
Difficulties
Given
Trains
I'm quite good at Lego and Fifa, but they don't translate in the real world.
Nish Kumar
Good
World
Real
Quite
Lego
The Real World
Real World
FIFA
Translate
As a kid who illegally streamed 'The Daily Show' it has always been a goal of mine.
Nish Kumar
Daily
Mine
Kid
Always
Been
Goal
Show
Who
Daily Show
I wish sometimes I had a passion for hats and cheese and I could do a fun show about putting hats on cheese.
Nish Kumar
Sometimes
Cheese
Passion
Wish
I Wish
Hats
About
Could
Had
Putting
Show
Fun
I have a strange nose: it’s big and weird.
Nish Kumar
Strange
Big
Weird
Nose
Brexit is a ceaseless grind of conversations about customs unions and backstops. Anything that can add an air of whimsical, childlike wonder to proceedings can only be a good thing.
Nish Kumar
Good
Unions
Add
Air
About
Only
Good Thing
Ceaseless
Wonder
Childlike
Anything
Conversations
Whimsical
Grind
Customs
Brexit
Thing
I’m a standup comedian who can’t drive. I have never learned. I don’t trust my hand-eye coordination. You’re looking at someone who once dropped a cricket ball on to his own head during a routine catching practice; I don’t think it’s a great idea to have me in control of a high-speed metal death robot.
Nish Kumar
Death
Great
Me
Trust
Drive
Looking
Practice
Robot
Own
Control
Think
Cricket
Once
Great Idea
Someone
High-Speed
Never
Head
Dropped
Idea
Catching
Comedian
Learned
Ball
Metal
His
Who
Standup
Coordination
Routine
All comedy shows make me feel better about everything.
Nish Kumar
Me
Better
Comedy
Everything
About
Feel
Comedy Shows
Make
Shows
I once got chased off stage by a heavy-metal band.
Nish Kumar
Band
Stage
Once
Chased
Got
Off
I don’t feel I’m in competition with anyone. My sense is of it being like school: I don’t want to beat anyone but I don’t want to get left behind. That’s a great motivator. I like impressing my friends.
Nish Kumar
Great
Competition
School
Sense
Beat
Feel
Like
Motivator
Left
Friends
Get
Behind
Being
Want
Anyone
I’m a touring standup comedian so a lot of the time I’m looking for box sets that I can put on my computer to pass the time on train journeys. I have far too much free time for an adult.
Nish Kumar
Time
Too Much
Free
Looking
Sets
Too
I Can
Computer
Adult
Free Time
Touring
Put
Journeys
Comedian
Box
Pass
Lot
Train
Far
Much
Standup
But I like the process of putting a show together and the impact that Edinburgh has on me as a performer.
Nish Kumar
Me
Together
Impact
Putting
Performer
Like
Edinburgh
Process
Show
I have a Stratocaster, which is part of my long, doomed ambition to become Jimi Hendrix.
Nish Kumar
Long
Become
Ambition
Jimi Hendrix
Part
Doomed
Which
Hendrix
I consider it, the life of being a comedian - they have a right to boo me.
Nish Kumar
Life
Me
Boo
Consider
Comedian
Being
Right
I think I spent a lot of my mid-twenties thinking it was a problem of my onstage persona. But, actually, it was my actual personality. I was still working out what kind of person I was.
Nish Kumar
Problem
Personality
Think
Thinking
I Think
Spent
Out
Kind
Onstage
Still
Lot
Person
Persona
Working
Actual
Actually
During the Brexit campaign there was a deficit of outrage.
Nish Kumar
Deficit
Outrage
Campaign
Brexit
Viola Davis is just one of those actors who is never bad in anything. She could be in an awful film but you’d never come away from it saying she was bad.
Nish Kumar
Saying
Those
Bad
Could
Davis
Never
Come
She
Just
Anything
Just One
Who
Film
Actor
Away
Awful
Viola
One of the things I’ve stopped doing is going out of my way to make people feel OK about their mistakes.
Nish Kumar
People
Mistakes
Way
OK
Out
One Of The Things
About
Feel
Make
Doing
Going
Stopped
Things
I grew up in the South London outer areas of Bromley and Croydon. Bromley and Croydon are interchangeable punch lines to any joke somebody wants to make about a shit part of England.
Nish Kumar
Somebody
Joke
Punch
Outer
London
About
Area
Part
Make
Lines
South
Up
Any
Grew
Wants
Interchangeable
England
For many of us, football is both a source of frustration and absolute euphoria.
Nish Kumar
Frustration
Both
Absolute
Football
Source
Us
Euphoria
Many
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