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I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg
Born: Feb 24, 1968
Died: Mar 30, 2005

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If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. Mitch Hedberg
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When I write, I lose time. I'm happy in a way that I have a hard time finding in real life. The intimacy between my brain and my fingers and my computer... Yet knowing that that intimacy will find an audience... It's very satisfying. It's like having the safety of being alone with the ego reward of being known. Jill Soloway
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