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Matt Roper
Matt Roper
British Comedian
Army Failure Family Me Need You
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I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen. Matt Roper
Truth Out Like Crying Hear Oxygen Want Need
We must remember to enjoy ourselves. Matt Roper
Remember Enjoy Ourselves Must
I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.' Matt Roper
God Family Army Seen Looking Enough Photographs Through Like Knows Decent Them Episode Dad Now Watching Funeral
I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything. Matt Roper
Worst Possibly Could Anyone Anything Ad
I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field. Matt Roper
You Field Know Bull Taurus Belong
I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?' Matt Roper
World Girl Once Knew Know She Answered Orange Africa Where Anywhere Clue Asked Who Map Her
Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing. Matt Roper
Morning Man Thirty Too Seven Standing Early
Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship. Matt Roper
Relationship Failure Spent About Just Which Cusp Turn Moment Milk
I have two vintage typewriters. One just about works and the other hasn't a hope in hell, bless it. But they're both beautiful, and they'll stay with me just as long as there's a roof over my head. Matt Roper
Beautiful Hope Me Roof Long Hell Other Stay About Both Head Over Bless Just Works Vintage Two
If comedians were truly free of repression, there would not be an inherent need to perform for the love of a roomful of total strangers. Matt Roper
Love Free Strangers Would Total Perform Comedians Were Truly Repression Roomful Inherent Need
Successful writers say you should never work from a desk with a view, and the view I have from this one is a huge distraction. There's a garden bursting with fresh vegetation, and just beyond the high wall at the end of it, I can see the sign of the local pub across the road. Distractions, eh? I'm so easily led. Matt Roper
Work You Garden Local Say Sign Easily High Distraction Distractions See Writers Never Road Vegetation Beyond Fresh Led Huge End Wall Just Bursting Pub Successful Should Across View Desk

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