Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain
Mark Twain
American Author
Born: Nov 30, 1835
Died: Apr 21, 1910
Good Life Man More People You
Related authors: F. Scott Fitzgerald Frederick Douglass Helen Keller Henry David Thoreau Joseph Campbell Joyce Meyer Og Mandino Zig Ziglar
When in doubt tell the truth. Mark Twain
Truth Doubt Tell When In Doubt
There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded. Mark Twain
People First Group Types Claim Crowded Accomplish Accomplished Less Who Things Basically Two
Don't let schooling interfere with your education. Mark Twain
Education Schooling Interfere Your
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Mark Twain
Good Sports Lost Pick Sportsmanship Still Balls Up Rolling Golf Golf Balls While
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. Mark Twain
Day You Tomorrow Never Put Till Off After
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain
Health You Reading Books Be Careful About Die May Careful
Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. Mark Twain
Great Man Control Laws Greater Conduct Controls Lesser Right Right Conduct
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. Mark Twain
Denial River Egypt Just
When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. Mark Twain
Angry Anger Count Very Swear Four
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work. Mark Twain
Work Good Thunder Lightning Does Impressive
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. Mark Twain
World Smoking Giving Giving Up Easiest Easiest Thing Thousands Know Because Up Times Done Thing
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. Mark Twain
Myself You Hell See About Both Like Friends Commit Heaven Places
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first. Mark Twain
Best Morning Job First Eat First Thing Frog Frogs Biggest Your Thing Two
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. Mark Twain
You Other Way Tail Cat Learn Any Any Other Way Hold Cannot Things
Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel. Mark Twain
Buy Fight People Never Pick Barrel Who Ink
The lack of money is the root of all evil. Mark Twain
Money Evil Lack Root
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand. Mark Twain
Laughter Nothing Against Stand Assault
Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. Mark Twain
Will Sorry Endeavor Live Come Undertaker Die Us Even Let Us
If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain
Man Would Deteriorate Crossed Could Cat Improve
I never let schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain
Education Never Schooling Interfere
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. Mark Twain
Me Bible Those Bother Parts Understand
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. Mark Twain
Man Liar More Never He Himself Truthful Than Acknowledge
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. Mark Twain
Day Remember First Year Other April Days
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Mark Twain
Man People Naked Clothes Society Make Influence Little
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. Mark Twain
God Freedom Three Freedom Of Speech Country Goodness Practice Our Those Never Precious Prudence Precious Things Either Them Conscience Things Speech
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? Mark Twain
Humanity Satan Had Most Pray Pray For Prays Sinner Common Eighteen Centuries Who Needed
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