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Marcus Brigstocke
Marcus Brigstocke
English Comedian
Born: May 8, 1973
Because Good Me Think You Yourself
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Political correctness is as exploitable as any other progressive ideal, but its aim is to stifle the incessant noise of those who flap their careless lips without a thought about those they might offend and why that might be important. Marcus Brigstocke
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I've spent a lot of very happy times in Edinburgh as a result of playing virtually every festival since 1996. It's also a beautiful city in its own right, is walkable, within sight of the sea and mountains - and was too far north for the Luftwaffe to have done any damage, hence the spectacularly beautiful architecture. Marcus Brigstocke
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Britain is obsessed with political correctness. Marcus Brigstocke
Political Correctness Obsessed Political Correctness Britain
No one wants life to end. It was bad enough when my last tour came to an end. Marcus Brigstocke
Life Enough Bad Tour No-One Came End Wants Last
I am not racked with self-loathing. Some issues of guilt and shame, but I'm a pretty good guy. Marcus Brigstocke
Good Guilt Some Pretty Pretty Good Guy Shame Self-Loathing Am Issues Racked Good Guy
There are a lot of comics at the top end making staggering amounts of money and selling out stadiums. I think stand-up is a more intimate thing than that. Maybe because of the kind of comedy I do. It's like a discussion, but I'm the one with the microphone. Marcus Brigstocke
Money Comedy Think Intimate Top Out Kind More Like Because Making Comics Lot End Selling Than Discussion Microphone Maybe Stadiums Staggering Thing Amount
Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull. Marcus Brigstocke
Life You Offended Care Important About Know How Dull Offence Where Things Imagine
I don't mind not being cool; I wear a cardigan. Marcus Brigstocke
Mind Wear Being Cool
I think Ross Noble is the only person that I've seen really storm a stand-up slot at a festival, and that was when he led 3,000 people on a conga out of the tent and across the entire site to a vegetarian food truck. Marcus Brigstocke
Food People Seen Think Out Slot Entire Only Vegetarian He Truck Noble Tent Led Festival Person Site Storm Really Across
I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them. Marcus Brigstocke
Time Spend Find Enthusiastic About Touring Hotels Because Comic Lot Get Them Hard
Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock. Marcus Brigstocke
Change Will Nut Small Allergy Clerical Catholicism Equivalent Go Shock Whole Even Exposure Thing
I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I'm supposed to leave, and that I truly hate airports. Marcus Brigstocke
Hate Before Airport Minutes Supposed Because Learnt Am Leave Truly Clothing Packing Incapable Right Amount Start
I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me. Marcus Brigstocke
Me Thought Visit Totally Shanghai Grabbed Beijing China Interesting Working Brief
I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed. Marcus Brigstocke
Truth You Will Determined More Know Understood Pompous Believed
Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.' Marcus Brigstocke
Daily Internet Will Somewhere Else Some Somewhere Else Host Version Show Eventually Daily Show
My purist comedy friends accuse me of being a Jack of all trades and master of none. Marcus Brigstocke
Me Comedy Master None Trades Friends Jack Accuse Being
The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do your job. I've had some audiences where I didn't care if they laughed or not because they were either too drunk or stupid. Marcus Brigstocke
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If you go on stage with an agenda, you have to accept not everyone's going to agree with it. Marcus Brigstocke
You Stage Everyone Accept Go Going Agenda Agree

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