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Housekeeping ain't no joke.
Louisa May Alcott
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Louisa May Alcott
American
Novelist
Born:
Nov 29
,
1832
Died:
Mar 6
,
1888
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,
Housekeeping
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My life motto is basically to lower your standards and expectations so you're never disappointed and never put any trust in anything, and I try to prepare for the day that I wake up, and everyone I know is like, 'LOL JK best long-running practical joke ever', so I've never really let myself freak out or get too excited about anything.
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