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Loni Love
American
Comedian
Born:
Jul 12
,
1971
Because
Being
Comedy
Me
People
You
Related authors:
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
Milton Berle
Mitch Hedberg
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Steven Wright
W. C. Fields
I have a fear of being broke. That's what I have a fear of. I'm not kidding.
Loni Love
Fear
Kidding
Broke
Being
Being Broke
I like having peace and quiet in my life, and I am perfectly happy in my relationships.
Loni Love
Life
Peace
Happy
My Life
Relationships
Having
Perfectly
Like
Am
Quiet
Peace And Quiet
I do talk about celebrity relationships like Kim Kardashian's. I like to find the humor in love.
Loni Love
Love
Humor
Relationships
Kim
Find
About
Like
Talk
Celebrity
I will never say never, but I can tell you right now - I am perfectly happy with being who I am. I just - I really - I'm an entertainer, and the thing that I'd decided to work on was my career, and I decided the energy that I was putting in certain relationships - I was really kind of wasting my time, and I knew it.
Loni Love
Work
Time
You
Happy
Will
Never Say Never
Energy
Relationships
Say
Tell
Kind
Entertainer
My Time
Never
Knew
Perfectly
Putting
Am
Just
Being
Decided
Really
Certain
Who
Now
Right
Thing
Wasting
Career
They're smart in Orange County. Smart and rich - just how I like 'em.
Loni Love
Smart
Rich
Like
County
How
Orange
Orange County
Just
In 'Mother's Day,' which is directed by legendary director Garry Marshall, I play a mother figure to the character played by Jason Sudeikis from 'Saturday Night Live.' He's a widower, and I'm a mother who's helping him to get over the loss of his wife.
Loni Love
Day
Character
Director
Mother
Wife
Live
Marshall
Directed
He
Over
Him
His
Loss
Get
Legendary
Which
Jason
Figure
Helping
Play
Garry
Saturday
Saturday Night
Saturday Night Live
Played
Night
Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through.
Loni Love
Work
Good
Birthday
You
Gift
Engineer
Will
Job
Shine
Scheduling
Through
Parties
Comic
Holiday
Your
Even
You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I'm telling you what a real woman wants. She wants you to treat her like a lady if you want her to sit up there and put on all the lingerie!
Loni Love
You
Woman
Treat
Men
Sit
Rules
Mad
Telling
Put
Like
She
Make
Make Up
Because
Real
Lingerie
Up
Get
Lady
Want
Wants
Now
Her
When you're a plus-sized girl, belts are your best friends. I also love bright colors and skirts, to show my pretty knees.
Loni Love
Love
Best
You
Girl
Pretty
Colors
Knees
Also
Friends
Your
Show
Skirts
Bright
Belts
I love being a regular on 'Chelsea Lately!'
Loni Love
Love
Lately
Chelsea
Being
Regular
With comedy, I try to steer toward, you know, talking about people that do crazy things, messed-up things. That's what I like to talk about.
Loni Love
Crazy
You
People
Comedy
Try
About
Steer
Toward
Like
Know
Talk
Talking
Crazy Things
Things
I'm hearing from fans about how they got out of an abusive relationship. That's why I tell people you've got to watch 'The Real.' We are about comedy and inspiration, but personal moments come up, and people are moved by it.
Loni Love
Relationship
You
People
Comedy
Fans
Out
Tell
About
Inspiration
Come
Got
How
Real
Hearing
Up
Personal
Moved
Moments
Why
Watch
At my job, my manager had a massive heart attack; we had layoffs. It made me realize that nothing is certain, nothing is for sure, and if I'm going to make a move, I gotta make a move now.
Loni Love
Me
Heart
Job
Made
Nothing
Attack
Layoffs
Had
Massive
Make
Sure
Gotta
Manager
Going
Move
Realize
Certain
Now
We have to remember that people are free to love who they want to love. That also means that black women are free to love who they want to love.
Loni Love
Love
Women
People
Remember
Black
Free
Also
Women Are
Want
To Love
Means
Who
I don't have a lot of time for television because I am making it, so it's really hard for me to sit down. But when I do get a chance, I try to catch up on 'Scandal,' 'Empire' and 'black-ish.'
Loni Love
Time
Me
Try
Sit
Down
Television
Scandal
Catch
Empire
Because
Making
Am
Lot
Up
Get
Really
Hard
Chance
I think that, for so long, there was only one type of actor, and now you see these different colors, different people, different shapes and different sizes. It just makes it more interesting.
Loni Love
You
People
Long
Think
Type
See
More
Only
Colors
Shapes
Makes
Just
Different
Sizes
Different Colors
Interesting
Different People
Different Shapes
Now
Actor
I am a seasoned performer.
Loni Love
Performer
Am
Seasoned
We provide comedy for everybody, no matter what your race or gender. We just want people to come out and have a really good time.
Loni Love
Time
Good
People
Comedy
Matter
Gender
Good Time
Everybody
Out
Come
Provide
Just
Want
Race
Really
Your
I keep doing stand-up because the world needs laughter - there's always something happening in the country and in the world. That's why I wanted to become an entertainer: to help people forget about their problems for a little while.
Loni Love
Needs
People
World
Problems
Laughter
Country
Become
Entertainer
About
Something
Because
Always
Doing
Forget
Wanted
Happening
While
Little
Help
Little While
Help People
Keep
Why
The late, great Joan Rivers actually gave me so much advice, and she was so nice to me before she passed.
Loni Love
Great
Me
Advice
Before
Nice
Gave
Late
Joan
Rivers
She
Passed
Much
Actually
It's always good to laugh.
Loni Love
Good
Laugh
Always
That's a nice thing about being a topical standup: you can add in things to keep it fresh.
Loni Love
You
Nice
Add
Topical
About
Fresh
Being
Standup
Nice Thing
Keep
Thing
Things
I have relationships. I date. But it takes a lot to say I'm going to be married and have children.
Loni Love
Relationships
Say
Married
Date
Takes
Lot
Going
Children
The thing is being honest with yourself. There's no rule that says you have to be married and have kids.
Loni Love
You
Yourself
Rule
Says
Kids
Married
Being
Being Honest
Thing
Honest
I was a latchkey kid, so when I saw the 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,' that showed me that there was a different type of lifestyle out there. I was curious about it and amazed about it.
Loni Love
Me
Rich
Type
Saw
Kid
Out
About
Lifestyle
Lifestyles
Amazed
Curious
Famous
Different
Different Type
It is harder to dress a bigger woman no matter what anybody wants to say.
Loni Love
Woman
Matter
Say
Dress
Anybody
Bigger
Wants
Harder
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