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Loni Love
Loni Love
American Comedian
Born: Jul 12, 1971
Because Being Comedy Me People You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I have a fear of being broke. That's what I have a fear of. I'm not kidding. Loni Love
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I like having peace and quiet in my life, and I am perfectly happy in my relationships. Loni Love
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I do talk about celebrity relationships like Kim Kardashian's. I like to find the humor in love. Loni Love
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I will never say never, but I can tell you right now - I am perfectly happy with being who I am. I just - I really - I'm an entertainer, and the thing that I'd decided to work on was my career, and I decided the energy that I was putting in certain relationships - I was really kind of wasting my time, and I knew it. Loni Love
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They're smart in Orange County. Smart and rich - just how I like 'em. Loni Love
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In 'Mother's Day,' which is directed by legendary director Garry Marshall, I play a mother figure to the character played by Jason Sudeikis from 'Saturday Night Live.' He's a widower, and I'm a mother who's helping him to get over the loss of his wife. Loni Love
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Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through. Loni Love
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You men make up these rules, and now you get mad because I'm telling you what a real woman wants. She wants you to treat her like a lady if you want her to sit up there and put on all the lingerie! Loni Love
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When you're a plus-sized girl, belts are your best friends. I also love bright colors and skirts, to show my pretty knees. Loni Love
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I love being a regular on 'Chelsea Lately!' Loni Love
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With comedy, I try to steer toward, you know, talking about people that do crazy things, messed-up things. That's what I like to talk about. Loni Love
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I'm hearing from fans about how they got out of an abusive relationship. That's why I tell people you've got to watch 'The Real.' We are about comedy and inspiration, but personal moments come up, and people are moved by it. Loni Love
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At my job, my manager had a massive heart attack; we had layoffs. It made me realize that nothing is certain, nothing is for sure, and if I'm going to make a move, I gotta make a move now. Loni Love
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We have to remember that people are free to love who they want to love. That also means that black women are free to love who they want to love. Loni Love
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I don't have a lot of time for television because I am making it, so it's really hard for me to sit down. But when I do get a chance, I try to catch up on 'Scandal,' 'Empire' and 'black-ish.' Loni Love
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I think that, for so long, there was only one type of actor, and now you see these different colors, different people, different shapes and different sizes. It just makes it more interesting. Loni Love
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I am a seasoned performer. Loni Love
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We provide comedy for everybody, no matter what your race or gender. We just want people to come out and have a really good time. Loni Love
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I keep doing stand-up because the world needs laughter - there's always something happening in the country and in the world. That's why I wanted to become an entertainer: to help people forget about their problems for a little while. Loni Love
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The late, great Joan Rivers actually gave me so much advice, and she was so nice to me before she passed. Loni Love
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It's always good to laugh. Loni Love
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That's a nice thing about being a topical standup: you can add in things to keep it fresh. Loni Love
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I have relationships. I date. But it takes a lot to say I'm going to be married and have children. Loni Love
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The thing is being honest with yourself. There's no rule that says you have to be married and have kids. Loni Love
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I was a latchkey kid, so when I saw the 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,' that showed me that there was a different type of lifestyle out there. I was curious about it and amazed about it. Loni Love
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It is harder to dress a bigger woman no matter what anybody wants to say. Loni Love
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