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Lee Mack
Lee Mack
English Comedian
Born: Aug 4, 1968
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The truth is that I don't really understand the concept of having an old-fashioned sense of humour, because to me fashion is about clothes not comedy. Lee Mack
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It's always been my favourite show and I am on a mission to get on 'Doctor Who.' Lee Mack
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I have to say I like Edinburgh, but I'm not a big fan of the Festival - I like it but I'm not a massive fan. Lee Mack
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Not Going Out' is a pretty neutral sitcom - to quote the 'Seinfeld' thing, it's not really about anything. Lee Mack
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When men sit around and talk, they are very competitive. One person will tell an anecdote and the next person will try to top that. When you get six women together, they share a lot more. They will be far more interested in what the other person has to say. The conservation is more interactive and less about individually showing off. Lee Mack
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Before Twitter, if comedians wrote what they had for lunch on a Post-it and put it through your letterbox you wouldn't find it acceptable - but now apparently it is on Twitter. Lee Mack
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I came to London with a girl. We lived together and split up very quickly. I was on my own in London so started going to comedy clubs. Lee Mack
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In TV, you get driven to work in a luxury car, and find flowers in your dressing room. Then suddenly you're on tour, drying your hair backstage on plastic curtains. Lee Mack
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My wife and I have always thought it odd that, on social occasions, couples play the ‘hot tub fantasy' game where you're allowed to pick a celebrity you'd like to share a hot tub with. Lee Mack
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From the age of 14, I remember thinking I wanted to be a comedian. But that was like saying I wanted to be an astronaut. It felt like a million miles away, something I could never do, but would be great to. Lee Mack
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When I'm on tour I just ring up the theatres, book it and go on. You can pretty much go on tour when you want but you can't just make a telly show when you want. Lee Mack
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Going on stage is a performance, it's an act; you're playing a version of yourself. I don't give it a lot of thought. I clock on, I tell jokes, I clock off again. Lee Mack
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I suppose if your parents die in their 50s and you are approaching 50, you see that you are definitely not in the first half of your life any more. Lee Mack
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I'm not opposed to the consumption of alcohol. I'm opposed to my kids watching TV at seven o'clock and being told to bet and drink. Lee Mack
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I would say about 90 per cent of drunken idiots in comedy clubs wear ties, particularly in London where I work most of the time. Lee Mack
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