Laura Kightlinger Quotes

Laura Kightlinger
American Comedian
Born: Jun 13, 1969
Feel Find Going Me Will Women
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now. Laura Kightlinger
Marriage Guess Bad Dates Feel Still Going Just Really Should Now
I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space. Laura Kightlinger
Love Space Lost Punching Find Parking Fists Ceiling
I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead. Laura Kightlinger
Me Will Parades Dress Like Dead Queens Famous Want Drag
I have to find work wherever it might be hiding. Laura Kightlinger
Work Hiding Find Wherever Might
I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going. Laura Kightlinger
Me Rejection Feel Like Always Going Petrol Keeps
We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves. Laura Kightlinger
Good Feel Good Money Made Mistakes Ourselves Some About Similar Feel Make Get Trying Just

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