Josh Billings Quotes

Josh Billings
Josh Billings
American Comedian
Born: Apr 21, 1818
Died: Oct 14, 1885
Enough Good He Know Man You
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Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed at. Josh Billings
You Man Will Laughed Lord Sins Confess Forgiven Them Your
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. Josh Billings
Intelligence Superior Nothing Evidence Greater Surprised Than
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout. Josh Billings
Best Medicine Know Lord Gout Thank
Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough. Josh Billings
Life Saying Half Too Enough Troubles Soon Yes Quickly
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment. Josh Billings
Hope Good Achieve Judgment Honestly Good Judgment About Steal Writer Most Any Originality
Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. Josh Billings
Advice Enough Dreadful Easy Give Take Like Uneasy Oil
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply. Josh Billings
Experience Nothing Easy Learn Hard Apply
I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else. Josh Billings
Live Else Hundred Remarkable Never Known Person Anything Anything Else
Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb. Josh Billings
Time Man Enough Must Ten Misery He Years Wants Suffer Numb
Remember the poor, it costs nothing. Josh Billings
Remember Nothing Costs Poor
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. Josh Billings
Old Tea Scandal Maids
Man was created a little lower than the angels and has been getting a little lower ever since. Josh Billings
Man Has-Been Angels Since Been Than Getting Little Created Lower Ever
It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money. Josh Billings
Man Money Reputation Outlast His Often
About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it. Josh Billings
Rich Enjoy About Only Only Difference Misery Between Difference While Poor Suffer
No one can disgrace us but ourselves. Josh Billings
Ourselves No-One Disgrace Us
There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them. Josh Billings
People Trouble Enjoy Way Never Sorrows Always Anticipating Manage Happen Them Really Who Many
Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something. Josh Billings
Woman Something Powerful She Influence Wants
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