Jon Richardson Quotes

Jon Richardson
English Comedian
Born: Sep 26, 1982
Life Me People Think Will You
Related authors: Benny Hill James Acaster Jimmy Carr Julian Clary Les Dawson Norman Wisdom Rowan Atkinson Russell Brand
I'll be doing stand-up for the rest of my life. The opportunities that it grants you can't be denied. Stand-up is both the hardest thing I do and the thing I enjoy most. Jon Richardson
Life You Opportunities Rest My Life Enjoy Both Most Doing Denied The Hardest Thing Grants Hardest Hardest Thing Thing
A 'nidiot' is something different from an idiot. An idiot is someone whose problems are caused by not concentrating enough. A 'nidiot' is someone who makes his life more complicated by thinking too much rather than not enough. I'm not an idiot, but I'm definitely a 'nidiot'! Jon Richardson
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People associate me with being pernickety and down. In the past, I was guilty of keeping myself like that just to maintain my comic persona. Jon Richardson
Myself Me People Past Down Guilty Maintain Like Comic Persona Just Being In The Past Keeping Associate
I shouldn't still be working out how to be misanthropic singleton comic when I'm 60. I should have moved on by then. Jon Richardson
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I like small parties with people I know. I like eating pizza at home with my girlfriend. Jon Richardson
Home People Eating Girlfriend Small Like Know Parties Pizza
I cannot stand when you go to a wedding and get fed tiny portions. I want everyone to have a good feed on my wedding day, so I plan on having several types of sausage, mash, and gravy up for grabs. Every guest will have a Yorkshire pudding, too! Jon Richardson
Good Day You Will Every Too Types Everyone Guest Several Wedding Having Fed Mash Feed Go Up Get Yorkshire Tiny Want Cannot Plan Stand Portions Pudding Gravy Sausage
I need to recognise that everyone is an individual and that the key to a good relationship is to recognise that. This does theme to be a theme in my stand-up as well as my writing! Jon Richardson
Good Relationship Writing Key Everyone Recognise Good Relationship Individual Well Does Theme Need
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