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Joey Diaz
Joey Diaz
Cuban Comedian
Born: Feb 19, 1963
Comedy Coming Just People Time You
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I'm Hispanic. I'm a Catholic. I believe in God. I believe in karma. Joey Diaz
God Karma Believe Catholic Hispanic
People die millionaires. All your life, you're gonna stress money? Joey Diaz
Life You People Money Stress All Your Life Die Gonna Your Millionaires
I thought I would be an extra one time in a movie. And I would have been happy with that. Joey Diaz
Time Happy Thought Extra Would Would-Be One Time Been Movie
I'm a stand-up comic, but I also have ideas, and I want to get them out. People think getting in front of the mic is the only way to work out. You've got to try different situations. Joey Diaz
Work You People Try Think Way Out Only Ideas Also Comic Got Mic Get Front Getting Situations Different Want Them Work Out Stand-Up Comic
If I see an audition for a show or a movie, I'll send a tape in. I attack it. The whole time, I'm booking comedy, so no matter what, I always got that coming in. I'm always working on my craft. Joey Diaz
Time Comedy Matter Booking See Attack Always Got Audition Coming Tape Send Craft Movie Working Show Whole

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