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Joey Diaz
Cuban
Comedian
Born:
Feb 19
,
1963
Comedy
Coming
Just
People
Time
You
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I'm Hispanic. I'm a Catholic. I believe in God. I believe in karma.
Joey Diaz
God
Karma
Believe
Catholic
Hispanic
People die millionaires. All your life, you're gonna stress money?
Joey Diaz
Life
You
People
Money
Stress
All Your Life
Die
Gonna
Your
Millionaires
I thought I would be an extra one time in a movie. And I would have been happy with that.
Joey Diaz
Time
Happy
Thought
Extra
Would
Would-Be
One Time
Been
Movie
I'm a stand-up comic, but I also have ideas, and I want to get them out. People think getting in front of the mic is the only way to work out. You've got to try different situations.
Joey Diaz
Work
You
People
Try
Think
Way
Out
Only
Ideas
Also
Comic
Got
Mic
Get
Front
Getting
Situations
Different
Want
Them
Work Out
Stand-Up Comic
If I see an audition for a show or a movie, I'll send a tape in. I attack it. The whole time, I'm booking comedy, so no matter what, I always got that coming in. I'm always working on my craft.
Joey Diaz
Time
Comedy
Matter
Booking
See
Attack
Always
Got
Audition
Coming
Tape
Send
Craft
Movie
Working
Show
Whole
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