Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

Jeff Foxworthy

American Comedian

Born: Sep 6, 1958

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It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time. Jeff Foxworthy

Time Learning Mad Weird Same Same Time Sensation

People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I'm very happy doing standup and writing and taking my kids to school. Jeff Foxworthy

You Happy People Writing School Say Kids Would Develop Taking Around Doing Very Sitcom Not Interested Interested Standup

You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that! Jeff Foxworthy

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I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I'm now officially in that genre. Jeff Foxworthy

Game Thought Guess Would Never Genre Officially Game Show Show Now

I teach a Bible study for homeless guys in downtown Atlanta every week. Been doing it for years. That's the guys I'd rather go talk to. I'd rather take my act outside the church. Jeff Foxworthy

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