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J. B. Smoove
J. B. Smoove
American Actor
Born: Dec 16, 1966
Life Love Me People You Your
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It's an ongoing joke that a black man is always the first one to get killed in movies. J. B. Smoove
Man Black Joke First Ongoing First One Always Get Movies
My life is gardening, cleaning around the house and power washing. J. B. Smoove
Life Gardening Cleaning My Life Power House Around Washing
I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers. J. B. Smoove
You Chase Red Red Bull Between Protein Bull Overnight Version Diet Soak Then Doughnut Two
A lot of comedians are selfish. J. B. Smoove
Selfish Comedians Lot
Police blog or entertainment news, it's just good to see your name in print. J. B. Smoove
Good News Entertainment Police See Name Print Blog Just In Print Your
You want your lady to be a contortionist. What man wouldn't want a lady who's a contortionist? J. B. Smoove
You Man Lady Want Your
To be a true comic, you have to have a signature move. You ever watch wrestling? And your favorite wrestler has the one move that he always does to finish his opponent off, right? Like when he climbs on the rope, and he always jumps off the top rope and finishes off his opponent - that's what a comic has. J. B. Smoove
You Top Favorite Signature Wrestler Finish Wrestling Finishes He True Like Does Always Comic Opponent Climbs His Off Jumps Move Rope Your Ever Right Watch
I would only take a role that I know I'm comfortable in and I can do. I've turned down plenty of things because I'd feel it's not me, and I wouldn't want to come on someone's project and flip that. J. B. Smoove
Me Down Project Plenty Would Someone Only Take Feel Come Know Comfortable Because Role Want Turned Flip Things
I should be European, man. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat. J. B. Smoove
Good Man Long Trench Look Lean Should Coat European
Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids, and I can get into the mind of a kid. In my brain, I consider myself the ultimate video game player. The ultimate snack maker. J. B. Smoove
Love Myself Me Game Love Me Discipline Mind Consider Back Kid Kids Bounce Maker Snack Ultimate Brain Get Video Video Game Forth Player
Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two's is the most important thing. J. B. Smoove
Survival Important About Parent Most Most Important Thing Terrible Important Thing Surviving Being The Most Important Your Thing Two
I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief. J. B. Smoove
Me Man Opportunities Thief Fingers Steal Scenes Call Sticky Got Am Ultimate
My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest. J. B. Smoove
Me Wife Eat Vegetarian She Just Being Being Honest Meat Honest
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