10 Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes for You to Enjoy

Greg Fitzsimmons

American Comedian

Born: Apr 5, 1966

Comedy Day Life Me You Your

Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields

What is most difficult is when the large part of me that is a narcissist grows weary and is overtaken by the self-loathing part that always lurks in the shadows waiting for an opportunity to shine. Greg Fitzsimmons

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Driving around with a receding hairline and two kids in a Prius feels a bit boring for me. Greg Fitzsimmons

Me Bit Kids Boring Driving Feels Around Receding Two

When I was in college, I would go out, and I would go to these open mic nights at Stitches and Nick's Comedy Stop, so I was going to classes during the day, and then at night, I would be signing up on the lists. Greg Fitzsimmons

Day Comedy College Nights Out Signing Would Would-Be Classes Open Go Up Mic Going Stop Lists Then Nick Night

Since first hearing the story as a child, any mention of the 'Boston Tea Party' has elicited in me an excitement that is uniquely American. When I heard rumblings that there was a new Tea Party, I got goose bumps. I love tea, I love parties, I hate taxes; I'm in! It seemed that most of America joined in my excitement! Greg Fitzsimmons

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Growing up with Bronx Irish parents during an era of protests against the status quo, I was especially committed to doing the opposite of what I was told to do. Forty-four years later, I am left with only one means of making a living: comedy. Greg Fitzsimmons

Comedy Parents Living Later Bronx Status Status Quo Only Protests Making Am Making A Living Era Doing Opposite Years Left Up Irish Committed Quo Against Means Growing Growing Up

When I work in San Francisco doing stand-up, I usually schedule it for July, and we'll drive up the coast and camp in Santa Barbara, San Luis Obispo, Big Sur, and we'll just camp our way up the coast, and then we'll get to San Francisco and hang out there for four days. Greg Fitzsimmons

My dad was in radio; he was a broadcaster, and it was in the family. He hosted kind of a game show at one point on TV; he was the original host of 'Good Day New York,' and he hosted the Jerry Lewis telethon for 15 years. Greg Fitzsimmons

I don't gamble anymore since I had a kid. I have fun in Vegas. I see shows, Cirque du Soleil. Don Rickles was in town last time I was there. I'll have lunch with George Wallace. I just look in the Weekly calendar and see who's performing, and inevitably, we all meet up late night at one of the casinos. Jesus, I sound boring. Greg Fitzsimmons

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That is the thing about being a writer; your subject matter may not stay your subject matter if you break their trust by revealing personal and editorialized information about them. Greg Fitzsimmons

You Trust Matter Stay About Writer Revealing Subject Subject Matter Personal May Being Break Information Them Your Thing

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