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Gracie Allen
American
Comedian
Born:
Jul 26
,
1895
Died:
Aug 27
,
1964
Government
Half
Just
Postage
President
Today
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When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
Gracie Allen
Mother
Dinner
Half
Enough
Only
Had
She
Make
Mother's Day
Get
Just
Serve
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
Half
Year
Born
Talk
Surprised
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
Teacher
Family
Class
Intelligence
School
Smart
Runs
Years
Five
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
Gracie Allen
Today
Tomorrow
President
Postage
Just
Stamp
Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.
Gracie Allen
Work
Today
You
Integrity
Personality
Programs
Charm
Economic
Develop
Well
Force
Go
Brains
Very
May
Want
Your
Radio
Need
The on-stage Gracie may look poised, but the real Gracie is shy, a little self-conscious, and, before every performance of my life, panicky.
Gracie Allen
Life
My Life
Before
Every
Poised
Self-Conscious
Performance
Look
Real
May
Little
Shy
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