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Gallagher
American
Comedian
Born:
Jul 24
,
1946
Art
Every
Know
Life
My Life
People
Related authors:
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
Milton Berle
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W. C. Fields
I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary.
Gallagher
People
Laugh
Vocabulary
Know
I don't say that I'm going to be like every other comic that's blue, or gratuitous use of language. I do try to have my own standards: I don't do everything the audience wants, and I do try to surprise them.
Gallagher
Try
Language
Own
Every
Other
Everything
Say
My Own
Like
Audience
Comic
Surprise
Blue
Going
Wants
Them
Use
Standards
Gratuitous
People don't know how to behave in public anymore.
Gallagher
People
Know
How
Behave
Anymore
Public
Parents are trying to be friends with their kids rather than draw the line and tell them what proper public behavior would be.
Gallagher
Behavior
Parents
Draw
Kids
Tell
Would
Would-Be
Proper
Rather
Line
Friends
Than
Trying
Public
Them
I was the first one to allow a projectile to come off of the stage and into the audience. And I kind of take responsibility for the mosh pit.
Gallagher
Responsibility
First
Stage
Kind
Take
Allow
Come
First One
Audience
Off
Pit
I know that I am an excellent live performer. I know that I have spent my life paying attention to my art form, developing my art form, worrying about my show and what it is I'm bringing to people, making sure that I give them a fine trade. They get a two-hour show, sometimes a three-hour show, for a decent price.
Gallagher
Life
Art
People
Sometimes
My Life
Live
Worrying
Spent
Fine
About
Give
Excellent
Price
Developing
Attention
Performer
Know
Sure
Trade
Making
Am
Art Form
Get
Decent
Form
Them
Show
Paying
Bringing
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