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Fatty Arbuckle
American Comedian
Born: Mar 24, 1887
Died: Jun 29, 1933
Become Did Happened How Never Reward
Related authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx Milton Berle Mitch Hedberg Robin Williams Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields
I shall produce nothing that will offend the proprieties, whether applied to children or grownups. My pictures are turned out with clean hands and, therefore, with a clear conscience which, like virtue, is its own reward. Fatty Arbuckle
Reward Will Own Nothing Virtue Out Shall Clean Clear Clear Conscience Pictures Like Offend Hands Children Whether Which Turned Produce Therefore Conscience Grownups Applied
I don't weigh a pound over one hundred and eighty and, what's more, I never did. Fatty Arbuckle
Hundred More Pound Weigh Never Over Did Eighty
I've never used my weight to get a laugh. That is, used my size as the subject for humor. You never saw me stuck in a door-way or stuck in a chair. Fatty Arbuckle
Me You Humor Saw Laugh Stuck Never Weight Subject Get Size Used Chair

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