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I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.
Don Rickles
Don Rickles
Don Rickles
Born: May 8, 1926
Died: Apr 6, 2017

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Problem, Light, TV, Know, How, Fix, Goes, Midnight

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