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Dan Jenkins
American
Author
Any
First
Golf
Life
Me
You
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I used to never miss the 'New Yorker' or 'New York.' Now I never bother.
Dan Jenkins
Bother
Never
Miss
New
York
Yorker
New York
New Yorker
Used
Now
Though it was never a goal in life, it has occurred to me that I've met six presidents of the United States. OK, I met four of them before they became president, including Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush, No. 43.
Dan Jenkins
Life
Me
Met
Before
Richard Nixon
President
Presidents
States
OK
Though
Nixon
Never
Became
Ford
Occurred
Reagan
George
Goal
George W
George W. Bush
Six
Ronald Reagan
Them
Bush
Richard
Including
United
United States
Four
The president I came to know best was George Herbert Walker Bush. No. 41 in your program, No. 1 on your list of fast-playing golfers.
Dan Jenkins
Best
President
Know
Came
George
Walker
List
Golfers
Bush
Your
Herbert
Program
Vijay Singh won a playoff in 2004 at Whistling Straits after a final-round 76, which was the highest last round by the winner of any major since 1938, when Reg Whitcombe won the British Open with a 78 in a storm that blew down the exhibition tent at Sandwich.
Dan Jenkins
Winner
Down
British Open
Open
Highest
Tent
Since
Major
Blew
Exhibition
Won
Any
After
Storm
Which
Sandwich
Whistling
Round
Last
British
Playoff
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
Dan Jenkins
Sense
Constantly
Given
No Sense
Putting
Stern
Ball
Lectures
Golf
Golf Ball
Which
Act
Why
The recreational golfer who gives it careful thought will conclude that the favorite golf hole in his life played downhill, gradually or severely, and normally was downwind as well.
Dan Jenkins
Life
Will
Thought
Favorite
Gives
Recreational
Well
Conclude
His
Normally
Gradually
Golf
Hole
Golfer
Who
Downhill
Played
Careful
Of course, Dwight D. Eisenhower gets credit for doing more for golf than any other White House resident, a mid- to high-handicapper though he was.
Dan Jenkins
White
White House
Other
Though
More
He
House
Course
Doing
Than
Gets
Any
Mid
Dwight
Golf
Eisenhower
Resident
Credit
The Masters is a sell-out annually, and even the scalpers mind their manners.
Dan Jenkins
Mind
Manners
Masters
Even
I haven't looked for a golf ball since mulligans were free, which was a law I passed in 1995.
Dan Jenkins
Law
Free
Since
Looked
Ball
Passed
Were
Golf
Golf Ball
Which
I gather most people don't remember that when the U.S. Open first went to Pebble Beach in 1972, a big deal was made of the Open going to a public course for the first time.
Dan Jenkins
Time
People
Remember
Made
First
Big
Beach
Open
Most
Course
First Time
Deal
Big Deal
Going
Public
Pebble
Gather
At times, my very own media makes me cringe, and occasionally out loud. By the way, nothing clears the head like an out-loud cringe.
Dan Jenkins
Me
Own
Nothing
Way
Cringe
Out
Head
Clears
Like
Occasionally
Makes
Loud
Very
Times
Media
Putting is not an art, it's a dreaded evil. No wise man ever said that.
Dan Jenkins
Art
Wise
Man
Wise Man
Evil
Dreaded
Putting
Said
Ever
I quickly discovered that trying to go play golf while living in Manhattan was about as easy as trying to grab a taxi while standing out in front of Saks Fifth Avenue in the freezing rain on the last shopping day before Christmas.
Dan Jenkins
Christmas
Day
Rain
Shopping
Before
Avenue
Living
Out
Easy
About
Freezing
Go
Discovered
Grab
Quickly
Trying
Front
Manhattan
Golf
While
Taxi
Fifth
Standing
Play
Play Golf
Last
Nobody can make a putt that breaks to the right. It's unnatural. Unless you're left-handed, of course. Standing over a putt that breaks to the right can actually make you dizzy. I've long thought that right-breaking putts are a major contributor to mental and physical ill health.
Dan Jenkins
Health
You
Thought
Long
Unless
Unnatural
Physical
Mental
Putt
Dizzy
Nobody
Over
Major
Make
Course
Left-Handed
Contributor
Breaks
Ill
Standing
Actually
Right
In a story, you have to have a theme and an angle, you have to have a beginning, middle and an end. You have to have a defining moment and kick it to death. You gotta be able to recognize that, by the way. It probably takes experience.
Dan Jenkins
Death
You
Experience
Beginning
Kick
Way
Defining
Defining Moment
Recognize
Able
Angle
Takes
Gotta
End
Middle
Story
Theme
Moment
There have been so many great moments in golf that you even forget some of them.
Dan Jenkins
Great
You
Some
Great Moments
Been
Forget
Golf
Them
Many
Moments
Even
I can only tell you that eggs, country ham, biscuits, a pot of coffee, a morning paper, a table by the window overlooking the veranda and putting green, listening to the idle chitchat of competitors, authors, wits and philosophers, hasn't exactly been a torturous way to begin each day at the Masters all these years.
Dan Jenkins
Day
Morning
You
Listening
Coffee
Country
Philosophers
Biscuits
Way
Paper
Tell
Exactly
Table
Window
Pot
Only
Putting
Masters
Idle
Wits
Ham
Overlooking
Been
Years
Begin
Green
Eggs
Authors
Each
Each Day
Competitors
The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.
Dan Jenkins
Soul
Victim
About
Anguished
Putting
Devoted
Learned
Lot
Snow
Just
Golfer
Avalanche
Who
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