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Bill Vaughan
American
Journalist
Born:
Oct 8
,
1915
Died:
Feb 25
,
1977
Ant
Day
Money
Old
Year
You
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An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Bill Vaughan
Old
Year
Pessimist
See
Stays
New
Until
Make
Sure
Leaves
Up
Optimist
New Year
Midnight
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
Bill Vaughan
Democracy
Vote
Fight
Election
Will
Citizen
Ocean
National
Cross
America
Street
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.
Bill Vaughan
You
Age
Youth
Year
Late
Stay
Allowed
New
Forced
Up
Middle
Middle Age
Eve
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.
Bill Vaughan
Happiness
Funny
Buy
Problem
Money
Will
Pay
Research
Study
Salaries
Staff
Large
If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.
Bill Vaughan
Worse
Hates
Prevailing
Another
Than
Anything
Conform
Conformist
Standard
Who
In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
Bill Vaughan
Life
Good
You
Game
Pressure
Few
Idea
Maintain
Undefeated
Losses
Trying
Which
Season
Early
Good Idea
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.
Bill Vaughan
Education
Man
Son
College
Adds
Thousands
College Education
Lifetime
He
Economists
Dollars
His
Report
Sending
Which
Then
Many
Income
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
Bill Vaughan
Work
Day
Man
Animal
Problem
Space
Society
Back
Way
Out
Given
Having
Himself
Up
Five
Efficient
Get
Shoot
After
Miles
Each
Each Day
The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.
Bill Vaughan
Other
Prophets
Disappears
Like
Most
Prediction
Then
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.
Bill Vaughan
Life
Service
Army
Everyone
Civilian
Selective
Answer
Off
Maybe
Them
Start
Draft
Needed
By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Bill Vaughan
Time
You
Remember
Old
Everything
Only
Learned
Years
Eighty
By The Time
The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas.
Bill Vaughan
Home
Wonderful
World
Possible
Charcoal
Outdoors
Indoors
Makes
Cook
Now
Appliances
Gas
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
Bill Vaughan
Old
Three
Year
Worm
Out
Finding
Small
Almost
Does
Year-Old
Dollar
Child
Green
Gets
Being
Much
Who
Fun
Swings
Set
It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.
Bill Vaughan
Money
Be Nice
Half
Nice
Spent
Would
Would-Be
Studying
Were
Get
Them
Poor
Even
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