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Andrew Dice Clay
American
Comedian
Born:
Sep 29
,
1957
Laugh
Like
People
Stage
Think
You
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I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.
Andrew Dice Clay
You
Think
Something
Like
Makes
Stop
After
Watching
I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there's no traffic. It's almost like you own the street at night.
Andrew Dice Clay
Work
You
People
Drive
Whatever
Own
Club
Sleeping
Other
Able
Almost
Like
Liked
Always
Material
Go
Traffic
Being
While
Awake
Street
Night
I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.
Andrew Dice Clay
Me
Try
Fans
Kind
Brooklyn
Guy
Onstage
Feed
Material
Expect
Really
I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.
Andrew Dice Clay
People
Think
Laugh
Possibly
Able
Make
Want
Really
Hard
Need
I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.
Andrew Dice Clay
Life
Care
Trouble
Stage
Comic
Been
dont Care
Getting
Anybody
Really
Whole
Thinks
I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.
Andrew Dice Clay
Time
Home
Family
Walk
Language
Stage
Constant
Around
Just
Being
Certainly
Profane
Using
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