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Will Rogers
Will Rogers
American Actor
Born: Nov 4, 1879
Died: Aug 15, 1935
Get Government Money Never People You
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Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse. Will Rogers
Year Worse Like Said Got Go Things Last Last Year
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate? Will Rogers
Government Ancient Ancient Rome Both Had House Because Senate Going Happen Rome Declined Us Now
If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics. Will Rogers
Politics Truth You Ever
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. Will Rogers
Good Learning People Money Giving Prohibition Earth Would Promote Constitutional Constitutional Amendment Colleges Instead Smartest Pass Years Five Amendment Did Anybody Anything Race Works Found Why
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. Will Rogers
He Still Optimist Farmer
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats. Will Rogers
Live Other Between Democrat Democrats Off Difference Cannibal While Republican Republicans Each Why
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need. Will Rogers
Art People Money Spend Something Advertising Convincing Need
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if you don't let it get the best of you. Will Rogers
Best You Worst Worst Thing Get May Happens Thing
An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. Will Rogers
You Out Know Person Just Ignorant Who Found
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. Will Rogers
Constitution Alien Our Drunks Protects Senators
Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do. Will Rogers
Man Vote People Important Some Only Never He Left Get Anything
When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states. Will Rogers
States Oklahoma Both California Left Moved Raised
It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for. Will Rogers
Government Good Pay Good Thing Get Thing
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Will Rogers
Made Liars Out More Than American Tax Golf Income Income Tax
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. Will Rogers
People Fly Rage Bad Make Always Landing Who
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. Will Rogers
Government Democracy People World Matter Nation Run Only Does Years Account Being Keep Four By The People
People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. Will Rogers
Legal People Nowadays Guide Lawyers Instead Smarter Getting Letting Conscience
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. Will Rogers
Ignorance Alibi Papers Know Read Just
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Will Rogers
Government You Humorist Trick Being Working Whole
We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? Will Rogers
Business Crime Out Able Seem Check Legalize Tax Then Why Why Not
When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds. Will Rogers
Ignorance Bounds Knows Gets Started
There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in. Will Rogers
You Man Stupid Nothing He Him Educated Off Get Thing
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. Will Rogers
Politics Money Become Takes Lot Expensive Even Defeated
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. Will Rogers
War Nation Enter Scheme Allowed Till Stopping Paid Last
Things in our country run in spite of government, not by aid of it. Will Rogers
Government Country Aid Our Run Spite Things
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. Will Rogers
Back Easier Cat Bag Lot Whole
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