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You never know when your future wife might be in the stands.
J. R. Smith
Future
You
Wife
Never
Know
Might
Your
Stands
I've always felt it's ridiculous to say, of any of the females in my life: You're my friend, you're my wife, you're my girlfriend, you're my co-worker. This is your box, and you're not allowed to stray outside of it.
Jack White
Life
You
Wife
My Life
Say
Girlfriend
My Friend
Outside
Allowed
Box
Felt
Always
Females
Friend
Any
Your
Ridiculous
Stray
I love to walk into places and have what I think is, like, the prettiest, smartest wife in town. I kind of enjoy that.
James Carville
Love
Walk
Wife
Enjoy
Think
Kind
Prettiest
Smartest
Town
Like
Places
My life revolves around my writing, my wife and my son.
James Patterson
Life
Son
Writing
Wife
My Life
Around
Revolves
Meeting my wife Amanda was the best thing that could ever have happened to me. She wasn't going to let me screw around my life anymore, so I stopped drinking and started behaving like a decent human being.
Jason Bateman
Life
Best
Me
Human Being
Wife
My Life
Drinking
Meeting
Could
Like
She
Around
Amanda
Behaving
Going
Human
Decent
Stopped
Being
Anymore
Happened
Screw
Ever
Thing
Started
I've skewered whites, blacks, Hispanics, Christians, Jews, Muslims, gays, straights, rednecks, addicts, the elderly, and my wife. As a standup comic, it is my job to make sure the majority of people laugh, and I believe that comedy is the last true form of free speech.
Jeff Dunham
People
Comedy
Wife
Job
Free
Free Speech
Believe
Addict
Jews
Gays
Laugh
Muslims
Blacks
True
Majority
Make
Sure
Comic
Hispanics
Form
Elderly
Whites
Standup
Last
Christians
Speech
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Jeff Foxworthy
Me
Wife
Lately
Married
True
She
Looks
Been
Now
Her
I'm really not thick-skinned - my wife will tell you that I take sunsets personally - but I know that I've got the belly for whatever comes down the pike. I think it's tenacity. You've been there before, and you just have to recall, 'How did I handle that one?'
Jerry Lewis
You
Wife
Will
Before
Whatever
Down
Think
Tell
Sunsets
Tenacity
Take
Know
Got
How
Been
Handle
Did
Just
Personally
Really
Recall
Belly
I love boating - not flash, 'noisy go fast' nonsense, but the general relaxation of it. My wife and I love to get in our little Wellcraft and go as far out to sea as we can, hopefully beyond land. That is the best thing you can ever do. It clears your psyche.
John Lydon
Love
Best
You
Wife
Our
Relaxation
Out
Hopefully
General
Clears
Noisy
Beyond
Nonsense
Go
Get
Psyche
Flash
Little
Land
Far
Your
Sea
Ever
Fast
Thing
No slave is a slave to the same lengths, and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is.
John Stuart Mill
Word
Wife
Sense
Same
Full
Slave
Success, and even life itself, wouldn't be worth anything if I didn't have my wife and children by my side. They mean everything to me.
Jude Law
Life
Success
Me
Worth
Wife
Side
Everything
Itself
Children
Anything
Mean
Even
Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
Kin Hubbard
Best
Good
Home
Wife
Remedies
Good Wife
Love is never easy. It never is. And I'm not just talking about girl and guy, girlfriend, boyfriend, husband and wife. I'm talking about family, friends - all of that.
LeToya Luckett
Love
Family
Love Is
Husband And Wife
Wife
Girl
Husband
Easy
Girlfriend
About
Guy
Never
Talking
Boyfriend
Friends
Just
When we were courting, I told my wife: 'I could live in your eyes.' She said: 'You'd be at home; there's a stye in one of them.'
Les Dawson
Home
You
Eyes
Wife
Live
Could
She
Said
Courting
Were
Them
Your
Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance.
Les Dawson
Saying
Ugly
Wife
Thought
Please
See
Horror
Horror Film
Take
She
Audience
Making
Personal
Appearance
Film
My wife told me if there is any rumors about me, it better be about politics and not about my social life.
Lou Holtz
Life
Politics
Me
Better
Wife
Rumors
About
Any
Social
Social Life
Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife.
Lyndon B. Johnson
Love
Man
Wife
Church
Hath
Attend
Greater
His
Than
Episcopal
Having children is the greatest thing that can happen to you as a husband and wife. They are infuriating at times when they're little, but on the whole, they're such a joy. I don't think I was the most brilliant mother when they were young. I had quite a bit of help because I was working and I enjoyed my work.
Mary Berry
Work
You
Joy
Husband And Wife
Mother
Brilliant
Wife
Husband
Young
Think
Bit
Having
Having Children
Had
Most
Because
Greatest
Were
Greatest Thing
Times
Quite
Quite A Bit
Children
Happen
Little
Infuriating
Working
Help
Whole
Thing
Enjoyed
Traditional Christians cannot conceive of God as Mormons do: a God who has a wife, who invites other human beings to become gods with him.
Meir Soloveichik
God
Wife
Become
Other
Mormons
Conceive
Invites
Him
Traditional
Gods
Human
Human Beings
Cannot
Who
Beings
Christians
My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.
Michael Caine
Funny
You
Anger
Sense Of Humor
Wife
Humor
Sense
Destroys
Daughters
Because
Got
Grandchildren
Even
Keep
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
Michael Jordan
Loyalty
Me
Game
Peace
Wife
Responsibility
Back
Gives
Demands
Fulfillment
When you're with your wife, you don't say I love you to your wife every day but the ways you look at her and your actions are another way to communicate. Don't focus on dialogue, only focus on what you're expressing.
Michel Hazanavicius
Love
Day
You
Every Day
Communicate
Wife
Focus
Every
Way
Say
Ways
Only
Look
Another
Another Way
Dialogue
Love You
Your
Actions
Expressing
Her
My wife came here at age 8 not speaking a word of English and ended up in the president's Cabinet.
Mitch McConnell
Age
Word
Wife
President
Cabinet
Came
Up
Ended
Speaking
English
Here
No lusting after your neighbor's house - or wife or servant or maid or ox or donkey. Don't set your heart on anything that is your neighbor's.
Moses
Heart
Wife
Neighbor
Maid
House
Donkey
Ox
After
Anything
Your
Servant
Set
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Muhammad Ali
Fight
Wife
First
Toughest
The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
Nicholas Sparks
Buy
Me
Book
Wife
First
Sold
Ring
Marry
Wedding
Wedding Ring
Over
New
First Thing
Did
The First Thing
Again
Asked
Her
Thing
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