95 Toilet Quotes for You to Enjoy

You know, I've been to some superstars' houses, and I've been really disgusted when I see their platinum discs hanging in the toilet. They're just there on the walls glaring at you when you're trying to be occupied with other things. John Lydon

You Walls Other See Some Superstars Glaring Know Houses Occupied Been Trying Hanging Just Disgusted Really Toilet Platinum Things

When I was a child, I always went to my grandmother's house in Nuremberg for Christmas. My uncle would leave the room, saying he needed the toilet, and then he would reappear dressed as Santa Claus. I was really scared - I'd have to go and hide behind an armchair. Juergen Teller

Christmas Saying Hide Uncle Nuremberg Would Scared Dressed He Armchair House Always Leave Go Child Behind Room Then Grandmother Really Toilet Santa Santa Claus Needed

I did the 'right' thing and got a corporate job on Wall Street. That did not last long. I felt like I was throwing all my years of hard work and relationship-building down the toilet. I eventually quit, went and bought a camera, and built a website. That was the birth of KarenCivil.com. Karen Civil

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I don't think my daughter wants to see me on the toilet. Lila has seen me nude. Kate Moss

Me Seen Daughter Think See Wants Toilet

I am proud to say that I plastic-wrapped Bruno Ricci's toilet in his trailer. Kenneth Choi

Say Proud Am His Trailer Toilet

The Internet is a toilet. It is. Lady Gaga

Internet Toilet

I have the largest collection of Hulk memorabilia in the world - everything from toilet paper, wallpaper, bicycles - all boxed up at my house in Northern California. I've had it for so long, I think it might be time to sell it. Lou Ferrigno

You can always use a toilet seat cover from the stall. It will absorb excess oil, and if you add powder on top, your makeup will be completely refreshed - even if you've been wearing makeup for 6 hours. It's a cool trick to get your makeup looking perfect all over again. Manny MUA

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I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?' Matthew Broderick

Walk Like Know Am Front Rooms Toilet Standing Now Why

Sooner or later, all magazines end up in the toilet. Maurizio Cattelan

Later Magazines Sooner Sooner Or Later End Up Toilet

I think the bottom line for me and for Newsweek is that there were a lot of - we did retract this specific matter about the Koran and the toilet for the reasons that you just cited. Michael Isikoff

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For some reason, the only Swedish I know how to say is, 'There is no toilet paper.' Morfydd Clark

Paper Say Some Only Know How Swedish Toilet Toilet Paper Reason

In the case of the classic Western helicopter parent, it starts with Baby Einstein and reward charts for toilet training, and it never really ends, which is why colleges have to devote so many resources to teaching parents how to leave their kids alone. Nancy Gibbs

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The Pacific is the best toilet for satellites. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Best Pacific Toilet Satellites

Online, you're providing each other with the good aspects of being together as far as communication and support, but you don't have to deal with the realities of paying bills together, or being annoyed when they leave the toilet seat up or don't put the food away in the fridge. Nev Schulman

Good Food You Together Communication Other Online Put Support Annoyed Deal Leave Fridge Providing Up Being As Far As Realities Far Aspects Toilet Paying Bills Each Away Seat

I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe. Paula Poundstone

Even if my job for the day is cleaning the vents or fixing the toilet, it still feels good to be a part of the space program and advancing exploration. Peggy Whitson

Good Day Cleaning Space Job Part Advancing Feels For The Day Still Fixing Space Program Exploration Toilet Even Program

We're going right down the toilet, and it's a made-in-China toilet. Peter Navarro

Down Going Toilet Right

NASA asked me to create meals for the space shuttle. Thai chicken was the favorite. I flew in a fake space shuttle, but I have no desire to go into space after seeing the toilet. Rachael Ray

Me Space Favorite No Desire Seeing Fake NASA Go Chicken Thai Space Shuttle After Meals Asked Create Flew Toilet Shuttle Desire

If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper. Richard Branson

You World Paper Embarking Around Balloon Forget Toilet Toilet Paper

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