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When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I would make these dumb comedy tapes. I would often make prank phone calls, but I would also do it with friends. J. J. Abrams
Phone Comedy Stupid Other Kid Phone Calls Embarrassing Would Also Make Calls Prank Dumb Tapes Friends List Often Among Things
People around the NBA really think that I'm dumb or stupid. But people that know me know that I'm actually very intelligent. JaVale McGee
Me People Stupid Think Know Around Dumb Very Intelligent Really NBA Actually
I'm a constant idiot in conversation - I always seem to sound either smug or stupid. Writing plays was a way of winning the conversation by controlling the conversation. Jack Thorne
Conversation Writing Stupid Idiot Controlling Way Constant Seem Winning Always Sound Smug Either Plays
Most of the time, husbands and wives argue about stupid, foolish things. If it doesn't mean that much to you, give in to your wife. Jake LaMotta
Time You Wife Stupid Husbands About Give Argue Foolish Most Wives Mean Much Your Things
I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you serious? I'm Jake 'The Snake,' man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer. Jake Roberts
You Man Stupid Snake Drawer Claimed Never Knife Sharpest Supposed Still Serious
Everyone was wearing jeans, so I started wearing slacks. I'd walk on, and people would laugh before I got to the mic because I looked stupid. James Acaster
People Walk Stupid Before Everyone Laugh Would Wearing Looked Because Got Mic Jeans Started
If a comic laughs at their own jokes, I don't like it. They shouldn't find it funny; they should seriously believe in this stupid thing they're saying. James Acaster
Funny Saying Jokes Seriously Stupid Own Believe Laughs Find Like Stupid Thing Comic Should Thing
There's not many comedy characters that make me laugh as much as The Rock does; it's nice to have a big muscly guy being funny and stupid. James Acaster
Funny Me Comedy Stupid Big Nice Laugh Characters Guy Make Make Me Laugh Does Rock Being Being Funny Much Many
I've done a few face palms after things I've said because it's stupid. But if I'm not like that, I won't feel human anymore. I'll just feel like some robot saying what I'm supposed to say. I think that's when people lose it. James Arthur
Saying People Face Stupid Robot Lose Few Think Say Some Feel Like Supposed Because Said Done Human Just Anymore After Things
'The Muppets' is really about innocence and charm and sweetness and light and having hope - and stupid gags. James Bobin
Hope Light Stupid Innocence About Charm Having Really Sweetness Muppet
I never rode a bull - I'm not that stupid. James Caan
Stupid Never Bull Rode
Over the course of history, governments, political regimes, and leaders have done some stupid things despite all arguments to the contrary, at times even against their own self-interest. James Carville
History Political Argument Stupid Own Despite Some Leaders Over Course Self-Interest Governments Times Contrary Done Against Regimes Even Things
I wear a lot of things for fun. Sometimes I'll wear one item that is deliberately stupid because that will make the outfit cool. James Frecheville
Sometimes Will Stupid Wear Outfit Deliberately Make Because Lot Item Cool Fun Things
My mother did not have a toaster oven and would toast bread in the oven, which I thought was stupid. They didn't do cars and electricity, that kind of stuff. James Turrell
Mother Car Thought Stupid Kind Would Stuff Oven Did Bread Which Toast Toaster Electricity
People expect me to be stupid. I'm not saying I'm Stephen Fry, but it is amazing the perception people have. Jamie Dornan
Saying Me People Amazing Perception Stupid Expect Fry
Teaching, I find, is not the most amusing thing on earth; in fact, with a stupid lump for a Pupil, it is about the most irksome. Jane Welsh Carlyle
Stupid Earth Pupil Find About Fact Most In Fact Teaching Lump Thing Amusing
Every journalist who is not too stupid or too full of himself to notice what is going on knows that what he does is morally indefensible. Janet Malcolm
Journalist Stupid Every Too Morally He Himself Knows Does Going Notice Full Who
Really, the golden egg of doing a series is that you cross that very stupid bridge that says 'Name Actors Only' in casting sessions. All of a sudden, you become a name actor; it gives you marquee value. That's all that a series does. Jason Alexander
You Value Stupid Become Says Marquee Cross Only Gives Casting Name Does Doing Very Egg Golden Really Bridge Series Sudden Actor
People like Bill Murray are incredible at what they do and are definitely my flavour. Although Will Ferrell, Sacha Baron Cohen and Ricky Gervais are also incredible actors. In their comedy, they make these stupid people feel so real. These guys are really setting the bar very high, and I learn as much from them about acting as I do about comedy. Jason Bateman
People Comedy Will Stupid Setting Incredible Will Ferrell Definitely High About Guys Feel Like Also Make Stupid People Learn Although Real Very Bar Them Much Really Bill Acting Bill Murray Ricky Actor
I've got some stories to tell, and acting was a way I could express myself and not feel stupid. I fell in love with that. Jason Mitchell
Love Myself Stupid Way Tell Some Could Feel Fell Got Stories Acting Express
Ultralight backpackers do some stupid stuff, like instead of bringing a toothbrush, you saw one off right below the bristles and just carry the head. Jay Duplass
You Stupid Toothbrush Saw Carry Some Head Instead Stuff Like Off Just Right Bringing Below
I was the person who had a 10 lb baby on my arm called my purse, and now that I have a crossover bag it's stupid. I realize I need my wallet, my phone and my lip gloss - that's it. Jeannie Mai
Phone Stupid Baby Crossover Purse Had Bag Arm Gloss Lip Lip Gloss Person Wallet Realize Who Now Need
One of the biggest obstacles to making lots of money is not a lack of good ideas or opportunities or time, or that we're too slovenly or stupid: it's that we refuse to give ourselves permission to become rich. Jen Sincero
Time Good Money Opportunities Stupid Become Rich Good Ideas Too Ourselves Slovenly Give Obstacles Ideas Making Permission Lots Lack Refuse Biggest
I'd be stupid not to take into consideration that there are certain things people will not consider me for because my name is Lopez. And I know I can do any kind of role. I don't want anybody to say, Oh, she can't pull this off. So those are barriers that you have to overcome. Jennifer Lopez
Me You People Overcome Will Stupid Consider Consideration Say Those Kind Take Name Know She Because Off Role Any Oh Anybody Want Certain Certain Things Barriers Things Pull
Expiring for love is beautiful but stupid. Jenny Holzer
Love Beautiful Love Is Stupid
I think a lot of my songs are very silly and very stupid, written to entertain people, but in the end, I always come to that last line, and I feel that I have to wrap this up with a bit of dignity and a little tear in the eye; otherwise, the joke would be on the characters in the song. Jens Lekman
Dignity People Song Joke Stupid Think Otherwise Bit Eye Characters Entertain Entertain People Would Would-Be Wrap Silly Songs Written Feel Come Always Line Lot End Up Very In The End Little Tear Last
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